here goes, Brutus. but I warn you that I'm not the best story teller.
I live on the banks of Black River in northeast Arkansas and have always been partial to the Cypress trees. I decided that I wanted fono to make me a Phid out of some of the wood and he advised me that we needed dry wood. there was an old cabin here on the property that was built back in the 40's out of sawmill run cypress. it was no longer of any use but was kind of a symbol for days gone by. an old river rat had used it all of his life and really enjoyed his time on the river. he has long since passed and I just never had the heart to tear it down. so I removed an old plank from it and sent it to fono, expecting him to tell me that it was too far gone. in the meantime, we had a record flood that washed the old cabin away, now I'm feeling better about getting a plank off of it and am really hoping for some good news from fono. now I will let the pictures talk. fono has worked his magic and I could not be happier.
I present the world's first cypress Phidias by fonosmoak