Bear, you old d-bag. I can't view your profile, because you limit it. So how am I supposed to razz you about your age?
OK, we'll narrow it down. We know you're under 60 because you still whine too much about saving money. I think you're older than I am, and I'm 50. So, binary search time:
Question 1:
Are you legitimately able to order from the 55-and-over menu at restaurants?
I am 3 months away from being able to take 401k funds with no penalty. How's that?
