Good morning non-mean snails.

Piss off mean snails. (that includes passive aggressive ones. I fight mean/evil people where I find them. If they show up here, or act it here, they get an ear full. Tough.)
^^^ That's how to be direct and not passive aggressive.
If I were passive aggressive, I'd run around saying things like "Oh, I'm soooo sorry you had to hear that...your sensitive ears were probably offended by that-someone, but I'm all innocent, and I'm so sorry that YOU were hurt by what I really started, but pretend that someone else did it, and don't acknowledge that I'm a manipulative passive-aggressive reactive manipulator".
Which is really a form of ATTACK, and people should refute/rebuke such attacks adamantly. Particularly when they revolve around false-accusations and pretend-victim status that tries to "turn it around" and denies the initial attack.