OK... these "church things" always have raffles or "Chinese Auctions" (please! save it... that's
what THEY call them). But the
piece de resistance last night was a feature auction. The
dinner was to raise money for "Coats For Kids". The big item was a $500 gift certificate for
a professional "portrait session".
The photographer was there, and gave a little speech, etc etc etc, before the auction.
So... they began the auction with an opening bid of $25. "Do we hear $50?" ...
:: crickets ::
:: tumbleweeds ::
Do we hear $40???!!!???!!!
:: deafening silence ::
And that's when I
started to stifle a laugh.
Can we hear $30???!!!???!!!
:: dust bunnies ::
And that's when my laugh came out through my nose...
loudly.
I tried, really, I did. It just happened.
I got a few stares... and a couple of glares.
The $500 certificate did not even sell for $25.01