Snails - Response on Threads Part 8

SilverBear

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I knew THIS was coming...

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Every time the car has warranty work, I get two months of Sirius. :glare:

I can hear somebody say "He's the only guy I know who complains about getting
something for free". :D The 2 months then spawn a river of snail mail and eMail
with offers of continued service. And BOY are they persistent!!! I am not about
to pay for radio. I prefer to choose my own music.

I do listen to their Channel 54 (named after the legendary Studio 54 disco). But
you know what?... it's pretty much the SAME SONGS they were playing back in
2008, 2009, and 2010 when I got two free YEARS for buying the car. The same
stuff!!! It must be a tape loop still going around and around off some place in
the Midwest.
 

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There's things like Sirius (meh) then there's the on-star thing. Now, that's actually a SERVICE that could be beneficial. GF had it in her car (IDK if she has it with the new one, probably does.) Of course, I think it's also spyware, but that's just my paranoia. I don't see her in some kind of high-speed chase where they shut down her car automatically or some damn thing. And on the flip side, it can "find stolen vehicles" too.
 

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Oh... and a new commercial rant... the Nissan Rogue "All Around Protection" one.

Here's the 15-second version:
2019 Nissan Rogue TV Commercial, 'All Around Protection' [T2]

Get a load of the "mother's" face at 0:05 !!! OMG... it's a kitchen trash can and
the kid is on a TOY vehicle! What's with that death rictus you're flashing at the
father??? Hey guy!... dump that shrew like a bad habit. You're too good-looking
to be stuck with that witch for life. You got married WAY too young and missed
out on a lot of fun. It's NOT too late.

There's a slightly longer version where we get to ogle him for a few extra seconds.
 
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There's a slightly longer version where we get to ogle him for a few extra seconds.
... in the Rogue, driving with a big toothy killer smile on his face.

Maybe he's making his escape up to the Bay Area. Or heading East to The Cape.
 

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Every time the car has warranty work, I get two months of Sirius. :glare:

I can hear somebody say "He's the only guy I know who complains about getting
something for free". :D The 2 months then spawn a river of snail mail and eMail
with offers of continued service. And BOY are they persistent!!! I am not about
to pay for radio. I prefer to choose my own music.

I do listen to their Channel 54 (named after the legendary Studio 54 disco). But
you know what?... it's pretty much the SAME SONGS they were playing back in
2008, 2009, and 2010 when I got two free YEARS for buying the car. The same
stuff!!! It must be a tape loop still going around and around off some place in
the Midwest.
OK, so I *just* reactivated the Sirius signal and tuned into "54".

What's playing?... "Dim All The Lights" by Donna Summer. Now, I like Donna.
Always have. In this particular song, we hear her croon "turn my brown body
white". It always puzzled me as to what that even meant. Until somebody gave
me a plausible explanation. ... :D ... That wacky Donna!!! :laugh: I miss her.
 
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AttyPops

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And nobody would have known until you mentioned it! :)
Hey, I didn't even quote it. There's an edit function! :p

Besides, are you under the impression I'm the only one that reads your posts? Because no.
 

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