Drunk man spends hours with search party looking for missing person. He was the missing person. LMAO
So this guy is with friends in the woods drinking alcohol and wanders off. Friends get worried after spending several hours looking for him. So a search party is formed to locate him. He 'stumbles' upon search party and joins it.
"Local reports noted that Mutlu was inspired to join the search party and began taking on the valiant effort to track down the missing person despite his reported intoxication."
After spending several hours with search party, he heard his name being called and asked who they were looking for?

That's me.