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tiburonfirst

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tiburonfirst

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Augh!

Since when does UPS deliver on a Saturday?!?!

As if yesterday's KitchenAid stand mixer's in-your-face box advertising wasn't enough, today's WeatherTek car floor liners in a HUGE box complete with life-size photos completes the saga. jhca... I mean it.

maybe since usps announced sunday deliveries for amazon? ;)
 

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Tibby's career as an ice cream truck driver/owner.:D

Here's a picture of Tibby dressed up as an ice cream cone.

When dressing up as an ice cream cone didn't work, she tried the .99 cent promotion

Tibby fell on hard times when the .99 cent promotion didn't work and figured she would try just giving it away to promote her business.

The free ice cream promotion really worked well. It brought in hoards of people.

Tibby's ice cream business was going great now, but she needed to be one step ahead of her competition... so she turned to bikini's and ice cream. Guess which one Tibby is?:D German ladies look great with blonde hair.

Just when she had turned the corner and had become Harlem's most famous ice cream truck driver... the unthinkable happened. She was accused of a hit and run.

Here's a picture of the ice cream truck before it sped off.

Here's Carlos Danger exalting Tibby's innocence and claiming Tibby was set up. (Carlos is now employed by Tibby as her landscaper)

Here's a picture of the judge's stunned look when Tibby claimed her innocence.

Tibby claimed she was innocent and was set up. When it looked like she was facing years of confinement for something she didn't do, she hired Inspector Clouseau to save her. Who else would you hire?:D

Inspector Clouseau solved the case and vindicated Tibby. Paris Hilton had set Tibby up because she was upset that Tibby looked better in a bikini than she did.

Tibby has now retired from driving an ice cream truck in Harlem and has moved to Virginia to raise donkeys.

It was all in good humor. pun intended.
 
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but it was a mr softee! :D

the pic of geoff is spot on though! :lol:

are you bored, pepperoni????????????? ;)
 
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