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notsoogood

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Oh my! So sorry for being a little late posting....was having 'issues' with my 'moist' panties' :lol:

Hmmmm 10 things huh?? :blink:

1. I took care of my parents for 30 years of my adult life.
2. I drove a forklift for 23 years loading trucks.
3. Been with the same company for 36 years now.......but still a lowly peon.
4. Have one degree that is worthless to me.
5. Been married for 35 years to the same man.
6. No kids......just dogs......one currently.
7. Love to read but do far less of it now since I found the internet. :facepalm:
8. Love riding my motorcycle....just don't do it as much as I want to.
9. Bowled for about 25 years or so.
10. And last but not least......I lead a really really boring life! LOL

Hi everbody.........not long til nap time! :D
 

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    OK.I'm boring

    1.Married at 17 and 42.
    2.Have 4 kids and a bunch of grands
    3. I've been the same height and weight since I was 12.
    4.I've worked in the woods logging
    5.I've worked in a sawmill.
    6. I can do a degree of auto body work.
    7.I love dry humour
    8.I do/did collect shot glasses.
    9.I've dealt with wood in one way or the other about all my life.
    10.I love Christmas!!
     

    Sgt. Pepper

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    It's half time.

    10 things about me. I'll just recite a part of my autobiography. Many here already know it.

    Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

    My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. You pretty much know me now:D
     
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