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notsoogood

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It's half time.

10 things about me. I'll just recite a part of my autobiography. Many here already know it.

Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. You pretty much know me now:D

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Another wonderful evening at wild wings. I needed an evening of being incognito. I thought I could go there and relax and enjoy the game/games. I was wrong. Although I did relax, my bar top table soon became crowded with gushing server girls that wanted a little piece of the Pepper, which inhibited me from concentrating on the games. Can I blame them? No.:D When one treats the ladies with total respect and reverence, one should not expect anything different. I'm sure it is something that the ladies of ECF understand.:unsure: What? I am just one big loveable fuzz ball.:D

Fun was had by all. The games went almost as expected. Florida State crushed Duke and Michigan State won a hard fought victory over previously undefeated Ohio State. This puts the National Championship Game in question. But I believe Florida State will end up playing Auburn University. We'll see.

Morning to all my friends at snails. I may not be with you until the afternoon.:lol:
 
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