His idea to grill out there in the winter so it's his job![]()
i like it, too! but i forgot to ask the fellers to move the grill from the covered porch to the back deck .............. sigh
too far to walk in the cold
His idea to grill out there in the winter so it's his job![]()
Maybe you could get someone else to do it??
I just won the GV contest for $100.
I thought you'd never notice!
And I'm going to repair to the couch until it's really time to feed the beasties
(no hot chocolate yet- I'll save it for later)

It's half time.
10 things about me. I'll just recite a part of my autobiography. Many here already know it.
Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. You pretty much know me now![]()


What? I am just one big loveable fuzz ball.