I've been hearing a lot in the news about sink holes. The planet just tried to eat some guy on a golf course. (Stay out of it Bear. lol).
And she's been talking about a lot of mud. So......I'm starting rumors.
Now...what are we going to do about this "Planet eating live people" thing?
It's not the zombie apocalypse that everyone is worried about .... you know..."Night of the Living Dead" where dead people "come alive" rise up out of the ground....it's the exact opposite:
Live people getting eaten by planet earth.
It must be global warming or something. Maybe Congress will pass a law prohibiting the planet from eating live people. Laws fix everything.......
OK not.
I'm thinking ....... 'Cuz it's already got all the carbon and water it needs. It's US messing up the ozone and CO levels. And pollution. And overfishing. And Twinkies. It wants us to bring Twinkies back.
Oh, and it's a warning that we have to do something about Iran and N. Korea before they start nuking stuff. Although, IDK why it doesn't just eat up Iran and N. Korea. But...who am I to tell a planet how to think?
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