Snarky remarks!

[Mary Kay]

Since Mike retired..or I should say gave up looking for a job..he is retired from the Military. He has been my good buddy. He LIKES to cook with me..get out of my way! He will clean up the kitchen but is scared to load the dishwasher???
He loves ice (I don't) but won't refill the tray! He can fall asleep anywhere and often does..I have to go looking for him!
The worst thing is the announcements...all day! "I am going to lay down" There's a shock.
"I am going to clean the..yard..pool..dog dish..ect." Who cares? This goes on all day. Now our house is a normal 3 bedroom..not so large that we have wings of the house to get lost in..lol!

 

[martha1014]

While we are on husbands mine doesn't know where the trash can is.
He drinks Dr. Pepper in the can and he always leaves them on table or in the floor. If he does take it in the kitchen he puts it beside the sink knowing very well the trash is under the sink. He wants to fish all the time and rarely cleans anything outside other than his boat.(although he just won 3000.00 yesterday)

He is driving me crazy. I really don't like him anymore.

 

[CES]

Martha, it sounds like your hubby retired, but you haven't gotten to yet. I'd be ...... too. Someone here may have some good suggestions. I was complaining about a coworker in this thread and someone suggested a taser....since the first thing i thought of with your posts was the taser suggestion, it might be obvious why I'm not married anymore. (no i didn't tase him, but I'm smiling thinking about it)

 

[MacArthurBug]

No, I won't pick you up. You're too darned big and my back can't handle it. I miss being able to do it almost as much as you do. Silly daughter.

Babe. I promise I'll miss you. Stop making us both crazy by delaying getting ready to go. 5 months and we'll be back together. Just 5 little months.