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I wonder if garlic farts have the same effect on vampires? Is there any canonical proof?
Oh, and Michelle? TMI. Thanks.
Well... What the mother love did I step into? Hah. I eat enough garlic to make a vampire pass out, making the whole stake through the heart relatively effortless really. Garlic Vapor kills vampires. I've all ready welded myself a BMF holy cross out of some old cartos... Let's see this vampire epidemic come my way, ZM the vampire slayer, a made for tv movie out now... On Lifetime exclusively,
kills all :vampire: and makes me :drink: like a :fish: well there aren't smiles for those... poop salad
Reminds me of when I saw Honey.I turned to my buddy during the movie and asked "What's the plot?" He said, "Plot? I don't understand. Its Jessica Alba in skimpy clothes dancing".
I had a girlfriend once that never wore sexy underwear. So I suggested she mow the lawn and get a Brazilian.
You know what they say, "Hair today, thong tomorrow".
Thats not true... silent farts have nothing to do with hair.....
your welcome? whats TMI?I wonder if garlic farts have the same effect on vampires? Is there any canonical proof?
Oh, and Michelle? TMI. Thanks.
well it wasnt me that said it... its from the movie... Berg says it in blade 3......
HAHAHA! I actually laughed at that. "I don't know if you heard that, but that was my wife farting"...frigging classic.
I got my aunt set up with a couple batteries and various cartos. I typed out a whole page worth of instructions of how to charge them, watch for blinking lights, how to tell when it's time to change the cartos, blah blah blah. I used big type, small words, and bullets (she's 74). So it should have been fairly simple.
She calls today saying they arrived yesterday. And proceeded to tell me how she made sure the cartos were charged too.
me: Huh? Oh no... you didn't put the carto into the charger did you?
her: yes, why?
me: did you see anywhere in the instructions where I said to charge the carto??
her: well no, but I did anyhow. They looked like they should be charged too
So far she likes the Grape and Watermelon. 555 & RY4 are too strong. Obviously I must have been adopted.
She calls today saying they arrived yesterday. And proceeded to tell me how she made sure the cartos were charged too.
me: Huh? Oh no... you didn't put the carto into the charger did you?
her: yes, why?
me: did you see anywhere in the instructions where I said to charge the carto??
her: well no, but I did anyhow. They looked like they should be charged too
So far she likes the Grape and Watermelon. 555 & RY4 are too strong. Obviously I must have been adopted.
LOL Star, that's too precious!! Old (coughs) er people are so cute. When I get old (clears throat) er, I'm gonna cause trouble, should be fun. 
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