TexasT???

[ab357]

TT's okay. He's... um... probably somewhere in MO trying to drag back his mother in law. He'll be back in a couple days saying he was working around on his land. But I'm giving you the real scoop.

The MO Troopers had the Texas Rangers scoop him up to come and take his mother in law off their hands.

 

[Nixsdaddy]

Must be digging shallow graves for all the postmen who delivered packages late or something.

 

[maureengill]

If you don't stop the madness T's head is just going to get bigger and bigger....hmm...maybe he already floated away???

 

[ab357]

Must be digging shallow graves for all the postmen who delivered packages late or something.

Sounds like you're married You're probably on to something. He likely has to go out farther and farther to dig holes to bury the FSUSA boxes. I can only imagine where he's hiding his juice. I know when he dug a hole in the muddiest patch in the hog pen to bury it there she found it.

I'm really going to take advantage of his absence

 

[Heartbskts]

Denrock's name is Denny???

 

[Heartbskts]

Must be digging shallow graves for all the postmen who delivered packages late or something.

WARNING- do not have anything in your mouth when you read Nix's posts lmao!!!!

 

[Heartbskts]

He likely has to go out farther and farther to dig holes to bury the FSUSA boxes.

Ohhh, that's right AB- I forgot the "MrsT" vapes tooo!

 

[salemgold]

Oh I bet that he is going to have some stories to tell when he does return

 

[Heartbskts]

You're right Salem- I can't wait to hear his 'scuses, I mean, stories when he gits on back here! I've been thinking that he prolly runs a huge cattle ranch out in Texas and he's a professional bull-rider- yeah, that's it! He's on circuit right now- gotta go check out the "rodeo channel" some more and I'll find him lol

 

[LordDavon]

I opened my front door and started doing cattle calls. I thought he would come running but, he didn't. It's a gloomy day in Florida without TT to cheer me up. Dust is starting to collect on my monitor.

 

[Heartbskts]

LMAO!!!! cattle calls- how does that go now? Can you type a good descript of it?

 

[vaporgalinfla]

I heard from TT today. He's busy moving cattle to another pasture (can't remember why). Oh yeah, I remember. They are trying to find his wife's mother's cow! As soon as they find her, she'll be leaving to Chicago along with his wife's mom. AB - are you ready?

 

[ab357]

WARNING- do not have anything in your mouth when you read Nix's posts lmao!!!!

It's getting so it's not safe to read any post in this forum with something in your mouth.

Ohhh, that's right AB- I forgot the "MrsT" vapes tooo!

And she really loves Applewood.

Oh I bet that he is going to have some stories to tell when he does return

That's why I'm going to get in as many digs as I can before he gets back! LOL

I opened my front door and started doing cattle calls. I thought he would come running but, he didn't. It's a gloomy day in Florida without TT to cheer me up. Dust is starting to collect on my monitor.

You're wasting your time with the cattle call. I think Vap has him convinced FL is in MASS.

 

[ab357]

I heard from TT today. He's busy moving cattle to another pasture (can't remember why). Oh yeah, I remember. They are trying to find his wife's mother's cow! As soon as they find her, she'll be leaving to Chicago along with his wife's mom. AB - are you ready?

You must have missed the weekend. There was a multi state brawl going. I had the IL State Troopers stop her at the state line and hand her over to the MO State Troopers. She got agitated and began pulling cell bars out the wall as MO atttempted to convince TX to come get her. They refused. MO eventually borrowed one of the DOJ's Con Transport Planes and took her back to Texas.

IL. Is safe for awhile; an All Points Bulletin has been given to every police agency between Texas and Chgo.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

You're wasting your time with the cattle call. I think Vap has him convinced FL is in MASS.

Well, I think I did convince him of that. Actually though, there is a Florida, Mass! But, he knows where Chicago is.

 

[ab357]

Well it wouldn't have mattered had you not outed my secret location, telling everyone about your house in Mass.

That's okay, I'm heading to Ohio. I know someone that has plenty of FSUSA juice there and she still has a week or so of classes so I'll have the juice, ur, place to myself.

 

[TexasT]

Okay you guys. I'm Back!!!
I got fired. I got sent back home.

My son-in-law and his two helpers told me to go home and they would come and get me when they needed me. Can you imagine?

We're going to replace some fencing. So I helped move cows to another pasture and hauled a trailer with materials on it while they were taking out old corner posts and those guys helping my son-in-law really made me mad.

I don't know about those two guys my son-in-law hired. They didn't speak English real good. They must have been some of those Frenchmen or something.

First of all they made fun of my 1952 DeSoto automobile. I have a hitch on the back of it that I welded on and I used it to pull the trailers with and they acted like that was just the funniest thing they'd ever seen. Kept pointing at it and laughing. Made me mad. Anyhow, on the last trip out to the pasture I just took my 4 wheeler so they couldn't laugh at my automobile.

So I get out there and its around the time I usually take a nap and I got sleepy and kinda leaned over the handle bars of the 4 wheeler and my arms were hanging down and I fell asleep and it started raining and they couldn't wake me up. So when I woke up they told me to go home. Really hurt my feelings.

Well I was pretty wet and cold so I went home and just said the heck with them. I'd been doing most of the work anyhow.

So I get back home and my gosh. There was my wife and her mother. They had gone to Chawcawgo lookin for Ab and had some kind problem with some policemen and came back home. So my wife fried some Spam and made some of that macaroni and cheese out of a box and we had a big old dinner and I fell asleep again.

So now I'm back and ready to get every Thread off-topic again and to help out here all I can. Its going to get down to 27 degrees here tonight and my son-in-law and those two Frenchmen are going to be out there in the morning pulling fencing wire and I'll be here snuggled up under the 100 watt light bulb and staying warm. Ha, ha, look at who is gonna have the last laugh!

 

[Denrock316]

Yeah! he's back. It got kinda quite here. It's going down to 31 here tonight. Last night according the local news was the coldest night here in about a decade.

 

[salemgold]

Yep! I bet that they will be sorry for firing you. Now they gotta be out there in the cold without you. Calling for 28 here tomorrow night. Looks like most of the country is going into a freeze.

 

[salemgold]

Yeah! he's back. It got kinda quite here. It's going down to 31 here tonight. Last night according the local news was the coldest night here in about a decade.

Hmmm... MistressNomad got to AZ yesterday. Bet she brought that cold from MN with her!