TexasT's House

[SecondChance]

Yeah, but when you have a BIG knife it really doesn't matter how sharp it is.

TT

LMAO!! Ya got a point I guess... but a machete!! I mean really...isn't that a bit of overkill???? Bahahahaha...

SC

 

[Modrod.]

Not the brightest crayon in the box of Crayolas....

OK, everybody.... add to the list
(Not talking about TT, because I think he is one of the smartest people I know)
But, what are some of your favorite sayings for "not too smart"...?

Well mine isn't very PC but it comes from experience, (......).

 

[Padre]

Not the brightest crayon in the box of Crayolas....

OK, everybody.... add to the list
(Not talking about TT, because I think he is one of the smartest people I know)
But, what are some of your favorite sayings for "not too smart"...?

the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

I got it.

Then again, I am Pokey.

..hear me roar

With a posterior too big to ignore...

And I know too much to go back and pretend...

 

[JerryRM]

Now, this area has a long seafaring tradition, so I will have to add, "missing the topsail from his mainmast".

 

[tgcrna]

Now, this area has a long seafaring tradition, so I will have to add, "missing the topsail from his mainmast".

Hadn't heard that one

 

[TexasT]

doesn't have both oars in the water ...

(that's a favorite in Alamogordo, New Mexico!!)

TT

 

[tgcrna]

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

 

[Pokeygizmo]

I guess I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer, LOL!!

Nawwww...too sharp, WWF Master.

You probably read "id" instead of ID...

 

[kgj]

There you go again, TT! And BTW in July we do have the humidity.

Nearly as hot as Alamogordo, New Mexico.

Only they don't have the humidity!

TT

 

[TexasT]

There you go again, TT! And BTW in July we do have the humidity.

Bwaaaahahahahahahaha/

I thought you were lurking kgj!!!

And yeah, 2 per cent humidity!

TT

 

[tgcrna]

Nawwww...too sharp, WWF Master.

You probably read "id" instead of ID...

LOL! Yeah, I was trying to figure out how to use it with the "J", "Q" and "X" ... on a triple-word-play!

 

[SecondChance]

"Not playin with a full deck"

SC

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

I was in Alamogordo once, at the Motel 6. Ate at a barbeque joint a block or two away. The weather was congenial. Didn't know you were there, kgj, or I'd have looked you up.

 

[JerryRM]

Hadn't heard that one

Nope, that's because it's my own creation, Tg. Someone has to start these cute sayings.

 

[jj2]

Bwaaaahahahahahahaha/

I thought you were lurking kgj!!!

And yeah, 2 per cent humidity!

TT

Humidity is pretty much a given thing here in the summer.

 

[tgcrna]

Nope, that's because it's my own creation, Tg. Someone has to start these cute sayings.

You made it up? That's a great one, Jerry! I hope it catches on

 

[kgj]

Now that's a flat out lie! We got no water to put oars in!

doesn't have both oars in the water ...

(that's a favorite in Alamogordo, New Mexico!!)

TT

 

[tgcrna]

Hiya jj!!!

 

[Pokeygizmo]

LOL! Yeah, I was trying to figure out how to use it with the "J", "Q" and "X" ... on a triple-word-play!

LOL!!

If anyone could, you would be the one...