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Hey TT! Glad to see you up-and-about. I am sure glad you are out of that hospital, and away from all those pretty girls. Your blood pressure must be doing much better now. 
Thank you LD, it sure is good to be home!
And FranC, that is a very handsome truck! I love it!!
TT
And FranC, that is a very handsome truck! I love it!!
TT
I am so glad to hear from Toto! I will keep her and her family in my thoughts hoping for a good outcome.
Good to see you feeling better too, TT
Good to see you feeling better too, TT
Wow, there have not been (5 members and 9 guests) here since you went into the hospital, TT.
You sure know how to draw a crowd lol
You sure know how to draw a crowd lol
Thank you jj2, and it is sooo nice to see you too!!!!!
LD, I'll sure let you know when I get 'em ... it should be late this week. Thanks for the help!
And salem, I agree! I was sure getting worried about my toto!! I'm so thankful she stopped by to let us know they are kinda, sorta, okay.
TT
LD, I'll sure let you know when I get 'em ... it should be late this week. Thanks for the help!
And salem, I agree! I was sure getting worried about my toto!! I'm so thankful she stopped by to let us know they are kinda, sorta, okay.
TT
TT that was a nice story........ and you tell it so well
NICE rig Fran !!
Toto my thoughts and are with you and Don.
Off to dinner with Mrs Rat and my BIL ~
NICE rig Fran !!
Toto my thoughts and are with you and Don.
Off to dinner with Mrs Rat and my BIL ~
So I'm sitting in the hospital and my doctor, who also operates a Tanning Salon and Manicure/Pedicure Place, comes in and says ... "well, Mr. TexasT, we went down your throat into your magnificant belly (that's MY term) and couldn't find anything wrong so tomorrow we're going to go in from the other end and see what we can see. Oh, and by the way, I can give you a manicure while we're in there.
I declined.
But he gave me a coupon for the Tanning Salon.
So he goes on to say that the nurse is going to bring you a series of pills to take to clean you out and he leaves and here comes Nurse Frown. Nurse Frown never smiled once since I'd been in there, but you know what? By the time I left that hospital I had her laughing and smiling all the time!
Anyhow, Nurse Frown gives me four little paper cups and each cup had four pills in it that I was supposed to take ten or fifteen minutes apart and she says I'll be back in a couple hours with another series of pills for you.
Now you have to understand they have this blood dripping into me and all these things hooked to me and the bathroom was away over there!!! I politely asked Nurse Frown how I was expected to go to the toilet and she's says "oh don't worry. We're bringing you a porta-potty." And I said the hell you are. I'm not taking those pills and furthermore, I'm going home. So after some haggling, negotiating, threatening on my part, phone calls to the doctor, etc. Nurse Frown comes in and disconnects me from everything.
So, I take the pills as instructed.
Holy Ship!!!!
I was sure glad my wife had brought a can orf room spray!!! And I did a lot of high speed jogging between the plastic couch (now I know WHY they are plastic!!!) and the toilet! Where did all that come from???
Then here she comes later with more pills and to make a long story short I never got into my bed once that night. Thank God my wife showed up that morning to help me clean myself up!!!
They come and haul me up to the room where their going to ram that scope thing up my backside and the guy who administers the Michael Jackson drugs says ... "think of something you really like."
Well Nurse Showy is standing right there in front of me with her shabongers right in my face and I thought to myself, boy, I really like THAT!!! And its the last thing I remember.
That's about all I know about that experience.
But I still remember Nurse Showy and those shabongers!!
TT
I declined.
But he gave me a coupon for the Tanning Salon.
So he goes on to say that the nurse is going to bring you a series of pills to take to clean you out and he leaves and here comes Nurse Frown. Nurse Frown never smiled once since I'd been in there, but you know what? By the time I left that hospital I had her laughing and smiling all the time!
Anyhow, Nurse Frown gives me four little paper cups and each cup had four pills in it that I was supposed to take ten or fifteen minutes apart and she says I'll be back in a couple hours with another series of pills for you.
Now you have to understand they have this blood dripping into me and all these things hooked to me and the bathroom was away over there!!! I politely asked Nurse Frown how I was expected to go to the toilet and she's says "oh don't worry. We're bringing you a porta-potty." And I said the hell you are. I'm not taking those pills and furthermore, I'm going home. So after some haggling, negotiating, threatening on my part, phone calls to the doctor, etc. Nurse Frown comes in and disconnects me from everything.
So, I take the pills as instructed.
Holy Ship!!!!
I was sure glad my wife had brought a can orf room spray!!! And I did a lot of high speed jogging between the plastic couch (now I know WHY they are plastic!!!) and the toilet! Where did all that come from???
Then here she comes later with more pills and to make a long story short I never got into my bed once that night. Thank God my wife showed up that morning to help me clean myself up!!!
They come and haul me up to the room where their going to ram that scope thing up my backside and the guy who administers the Michael Jackson drugs says ... "think of something you really like."
Well Nurse Showy is standing right there in front of me with her shabongers right in my face and I thought to myself, boy, I really like THAT!!! And its the last thing I remember.
That's about all I know about that experience.
But I still remember Nurse Showy and those shabongers!!
TT
((((Wharf))))) Good to see you here. Please stop by more often so that TT does not have to be admitted or committed to see you here lol
Enjoy your dinner
Enjoy your dinner
TT, you are on a roll with those stories lol I have filled another page in your Tall Tales just from yesterday and today.
It is so good to see everyone here tonight but I have a few things to finish up tonight. I will try and make it back a little later.
Wow, a ninja Wharf appearance. That's like the third in as many days.
Later Salem.
Hiya TT, jj, Jerry. Good to see some smiles around these parts.
Later Salem.
Hiya TT, jj, Jerry. Good to see some smiles around these parts.
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