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Wharf Rat

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Where oh where has my TT gone?
Oh where oh where can he be?
With his gown cut short and his ringrangdoo cut shorter;
Oh where oh where can he be?????

Couldn't help it - Pokey's in the house. :)


Sorry Pokey, you got the lyrics off a bit......... speaking of things getting cut off a bit........:blink:
 

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Wharf! Quit messin' with my lyrics. They are mine - I have my poetic license...

Well, Poke...you're omitting that Larry cited you for poetic violations, Moe oversaw your county jail incarceration, and Justice Curly sentenced you to life without poetic parole.
 

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LD, in spite of the fact that I am so thrilled to see you back here, I am soooo going to hurt you when I see you! Sex change operation huh? Actually it was ringdandogo reduction. LOL!

Listen you old goat! After giving everyone a scare like that, I have every right to abuse you! I was away... yes... away. But, Salem found me -- 'cause of you!

See, I was all comfy in my house. My daughter was at her moms and I knew all the hot water was mine. I was showering away all of the sorrows of my week; not a care in the world. Then, I heard a knock on my door.

Now, we have all heard the stories of knocking on someones door and they open it all .... nekkid. In my defense, I had no idea who was knocking at my door. It could have been that hot neighbor of mine; just waiting to be defiled again. So, I quickly ran to the door, and there was Salem, standing on my porch, all .... nekkid. She was so distraught that she didn't even realize her attire. So, I did the most gentlemanly thing I could -- and after taking only a few pictures -- I ignored the fact she was bare.

So, she told me about your situation and came running right here... to wait... and wait... and wait... You know I don't like waiting! So, next time you decide to be sick... make it quick!

:facepalm:

Anyway, love ya bro. Glad you're getting better and glad you're home. Oh, and tell that Mrs. of yours...
thanks for taking such good care of you and Happy Birthday!
 

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Listen you old goat! After giving everyone a scare like that, I have every right to abuse you! I was away... yes... away. But, Salem found me -- 'cause of you!

See, I was all comfy in my house. My daughter was at her moms and I knew all the hot water was mine. I was showering away all of the sorrows of my week; not a care in the world. Then, I heard a knock on my door.

Now, we have all heard the stories of knocking on someones door and they open it all .... nekkid. In my defense, I had no idea who was knocking at my door. It could have been that hot neighbor of mine; just waiting to be defiled again. So, I quickly ran to the door, and there was Salem, standing on my porch, all .... nekkid. She was so distraught that she didn't even realize her attire. So, I did the most gentlemanly thing I could -- and after taking only a few pictures -- I ignored the fact she was bare.

So, she told me about your situation and came running right here... to wait... and wait... and wait... You know I don't like waiting! So, next time you decide to be sick... make it quick!

:facepalm:

Anyway, love ya bro. Glad you're getting better and glad you're home. Oh, and tell that Mrs. of yours...
thanks for taking such good care of you and Happy Birthday!

Oh LD! You do have some very vivid dreams now don't you! :facepalm:
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
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