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[LordDavon]

I think 757girl is just pineing for me.

I'm right here dahlin.'

I'm right here!

Just put that red dress on and we'll go to WallsMart.


TT

You're so low class! Married and still trying to take the women to WallyMart! Now, you should be thinking about your brother. I'm single and still drooling at 757girl's pics. I'd treat her with class. I've already got the tuck all fueled up and I'd take her to Target!!!

 

[TexasT]

You're so low class! Married and still trying to take the women to WallyMart! Now, you should be thinking about your brother. I'm single and still drooling at 757girl's pics. I'd treat her with class. I've already got the tuck all fueled up and I'd take her to Target!!!

Well LD aka "Woody"

With those things on your chest you don't need to worry about falling and hurting your nose any more. But it looks to me like it would take you about fifteen minutes to stop bouncing!

And about that red dress, its 70 miles from here to the nearest Target and only 25 miles to WallysMart and when we get to that town we pass three fried chicken places, two real nice hamburger places and a great Mexican restaurant. So there's a lot to do there.

I hadn't heard about that guy in Arkansas having that car wreck. I looked it up on the Internet and it looks like he broke his nose on the steering wheel. Had to go to typing with his hands. I'll bet that was confusing for him.

Poor guy.

TT

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

When I was 17, I stayed with my father (who had divorced my mother) at his Home in Austin. Insisting on earning my keep, I took a job delivering pizzas, a responsibility that sometimes took me far afield of the city limits.

I distantly recall--while serving an anchovies-and-pineapple creation to an east Texas ranch--bearing witness to the following image, which I've repressed up to a moment ago:

Amidst the horror, I recall someone remarking "LD, you got a run in one of those things."

 

[LordDavon]

Well LD aka "Woody"

With those things on your chest you don't need to worry about falling and hurting your nose any more. But it looks to me like it would take you about fifteen minutes to stop bouncing!

And about that red dress, its 70 miles from here to the nearest Target and only 25 miles to WallysMart and when we get to that town we pass three fried chicken places, two real nice hamburger places and a great Mexican restaurant. So there's a lot to do there.

I hadn't heard about that guy in Arkansas having that car wreck. I looked it up on the Internet and it looks like he broke his nose on the steering wheel. Had to go to typing with his hands. I'll bet that was confusing for him.

Poor guy.

TT

You are right about the bouncing! I got them filled with that stuff they make those super bouncy balls with. The other day I was over at the pool and used them instead of the diving board. I flew up so high, I swear there were clouds below me. When I hit the water, I splashed so good that the pool emptied. Everyone was really mad! They were running after me something fierce. I just bounced away!

Don't feel too bad for that guy. He found another appendage to type with. I'm not going to say which one, but you can start finding his videos in the back of the video store!

 

[TexasT]

I have to go order some things from VAPOR JUNCTION!!!

Be back soon to see LD's response to PI's post.

I'm so excited to see that!!

TT

 

[SecondChance]

Oh, sure. You tell everyone in the forums that it was your fridge. I'm telling them the truth!

He turned the gas on in the oven and put a $20 bill in there. He put the bill just out of my reach. Once I started getting dizzy, he kept saying, "You can get that bill out of the fridge. It's just a fridge!"

I have such great family!

Recon that was a little mean of me LD... but heck I figured by that point you had made so many trips to the fridge ya wouldn't notice the difference.... and then I could snap some fun pics of ya!!! And I did manage to get one prudy good one!

So I am sharin with you guys here.... but I am also gonna put up on FacialBook, and chirp it... that ain't right.. tweedle, thats it! I'm gonna tweedle it out to the world. I mean dang I already got 3 followers..(used to have 4, but one said they didn't hang with strange folks) Not sure what that meant... but anyway 3 for sure and one them is Aunt Myrtle!! BTW she may also be your second-cousin...but you would have to ask TT about that to be sure!

 

[SecondChance]

Rut Row!! LD disappeared! This can't be good.... I am in for it now...

SC

 

[LordDavon]

When I was 17, I stayed with my father (who had divorced my mother) at his Home in Austin. Insisting on earning my keep, I took a job delivering pizzas, a responsibility that sometimes took me far afield of the city limits.

I distantly recall--while serving an anchovies-and-pineapple creation to an east Texas ranch--bearing witness to the following image, which I've repressed up to a moment ago:

Amidst the horror, I recall someone remarking "LD, you got a run in one of those things."

Repressed?! It's your desktop background!

Anyway, when you got the legs... you flaunt them. See, women like a man who can fit in their clothes. That's why T catches the ladies eyes. Now don't be judging me cause I look so good in them. Besides, it's not like I'm buying them. I've just been wearing T's older stuff. He's out buying new outfits every 6 months; complaining that he can't be seen "out of style". I keep telling him, "When we look this good, we ARE style!"

 

[LordDavon]

Recon that was a little mean of me LD... but heck I figured by that point you had made so many trips to the fridge ya wouldn't notice the difference.... and then I could snap some fun pics of ya!!! And I did manage to get one prudy good one!

So I am sharin with you guys here.... but I am also gonna put up on FacialBook, and chirp it... that ain't right.. tweedle, thats it! I'm gonna tweedle it out to the world. I mean dang I already got 3 followers..(used to have 4, but one said they didn't hang with strange folks) Not sure what that meant... but anyway 3 for sure and one them is Aunt Myrtle!! BTW she may also be your second-cousin...but you would have to ask TT about that to be sure!

See! Look at that pic. I got one FINE backside! I just want to tear me up! MMmmmmm....

 

[SecondChance]

Oh Lordy!! LD you are sicker than I thought!! I love it!!

SC

 

[SecondChance]

And ya wonder how you got aunts...that are second-cousins!!

SC

 

[TexasT]

The girlie girls sure are missing a good time tonight.

Wonder where they are. Wonder if they started their own girls only site? Wonder if we scared them away?

Bwwwwaaaalllllllllllll.

TT

 

[Padre]

See! Look at that pic. I got one FINE backside! I just want to tear me up! MMmmmmm....

Ok that's a first! I can honestly say I have never heard some one say those words, in that order, ever in my life.

It is so strange, it just had to go UTC

 

[SecondChance]

Nah, they will wonder in here T... prolly out shoppin and spendin money and such!! Then they will be back to give us What for! cuz we were cuttin up and carrying on without them..

SC

 

[LordDavon]

And ya wonder how you got aunts...that are second-cousins!!

SC

Well, I was all confused about that when I was young. So, I had a long talk with my brother-dad and uncle-granddad. They got it all cleared up for me. It was a good thing too. It was right before I met T's sister-wife.

 

[SecondChance]

Opps, phone call...back in a few

SC

 

[LordDavon]

Ok that's a first! I can honestly I have never heard some one say those words, in that order, ever in my life.

Now that had my sides hurting! HA!

 

[LordDavon]

The girlie girls sure are missing a good time tonight.

Wonder where they are. Wonder if they started their own girls only site? Wonder if we scared them away?

Bwwwwaaaalllllllllllll.

TT

I may not know much about women... or anything. But I do know this; They NEVER miss a thing! *shivers*

 

[Padre]

That's a scary thought. Here we are partying it up while they're away, and we just know when they return, they'll see the mess and just give us "that" look

 

[LordDavon]

Oh Lordy!! LD you are sicker than I thought!! I love it!!

SC

If you think I'm sick. You should have seen T when he was going through that "curious" stage!