TexasT's House

[salemgold]

LOL, we always take a ton of pictures and we'll be posting them as we go along!

It will probably be a week before we leave.

TT

Wow! A week? You are ready to go. The weather is just perfect for the trip though

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

I am so glad you like the hat - it IS a Stetson (as you well know) and I was so tickled to find one that fit your head...

Due to his recent ....-enhancement surgery, finding a hat to fit his head has been dethroned from its previous status as challenge #1. These days, the trick is finding a pair of Levis that won't require a shoehorn.

 

[TexasT]

Due to his recent ....-enhancement surgery, finding a hat to fit his head has been dethroned from its previous status as challenge #1. These days, the trick is finding a pair of Levis that won't require a shoehorn.

Yeah P.I., my Levi's used to look a little baggy in the area of the bahonkas, but now it looks like I was poured into them.

All the young ladies 50-65) keep telling me I have a nice tush.

P.I. ... can you tell me what a tush is?

TT

 

[757girl]

Hi guys, just checking in. Today was a eventful day my 4 year old disappeared out the house and he went missing for about 10 minutes but he is safe. Kids are going to be the death of me I swear. So we had to get those wireless door alarms for every door in the house. I still have a headache from earlier *sighs* I need a vacation....Bad. I was so stressed out and I did have a half of analog (hits self in the head).

How is everyone else doing? Oh THANK YOU Orly for the link to that thread you sent me..I just got it today. I hope everything is going well for everyone.Now I am going to go take a HOT HOT shower and drink some tea. I'll check back in about an hour.

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

P.I. ... can you tell me what a tush is?TT

Definition of TUSH (REF: Merriam Webster's Online Dictionary)

: a long pointed tooth; especially : a horse's canine

That's what it said. I swear. Look it up.

It may explain all of LDs whispers behind your back that you're a horse's canine. I never was able to figure that out until now.

 

[Pokeygizmo]

I looked it up - all I get is ZZ Top lyrics.

We must have our Google settings set up different, PI.

 

[TexasT]

Hi guys, just checking in. Today was a eventful day my 4 year old disappeared out the house and he went missing for about 10 minutes but he is safe. Kids are going to be the death of me I swear. So we had to get those wireless door alarms for every door in the house. I still have a headache from earlier *sighs* I need a vacation....Bad. I was so stressed out and I did have a half of analog (hits self in the head).

How is everyone else doing? Oh THANK YOU Orly for the link to that thread you sent me..I just got it today. I hope everything is going well for everyone.Now I am going to go take a HOT HOT shower and drink some tea. I'll check back in about an hour.

Hi 757girl,

The door alarms ought to do the trick for helping keep track of the kids.

They can be a handful, but just love them and raise them and it will all work out. And I don't have any doubt your doing exactly that.

TT

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

I looked it up - all I get is ZZ Top lyrics.

We must have our Google settings set up different, PI.

I suspect it's more that ZZ Top has their dictionaries calibrated to groupie vernacular. Riding a [seriously overgrown] mustache doesn't appear in Merriam Webster's.

 

[Padre]

Oly what is a Renn fest?

I don't see Oly here to answer. A Renn Fest is a Rennaisance Festival. The one here in Maryland is supposedly a good one. I have never been to another to compare though.

My wife and I try to go every year just for a change of scenery. Lots of fun. two of my daughters work at one of the shops every year.

 

[salemgold]

Hi 75! Good to see you here Have you thought about putting the simple hook and eye latches at the top of your doors? They would be out of reach for the 4 year old

 

[LordDavon]

Well, yeah, I understand what your saying LD.

But my implants are different than yours.

I didn't have much of a .... and used to have to put several handkerchiefs in my hip pockets to look like I had one, so my wifey bought me an implanted .... for my birthday.

Its real nice and kinda feels like I'm sitting on one of those circle things that people use. I think they call them donuts.

The first time I sat down at the breakfast table though, I bounced three times before I could get a fork in the sausage.

But LD ... I was thinking ... I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours ...

TT

But, T. (Get it???) Those implants are supposed to be behind you. Why would you have them put in the front? Disgusting!

 

[LordDavon]

LOL, we always take a ton of pictures and we'll be posting them as we go along!

It will probably be a week before we leave.

TT

Just remember people, these are naughty pictures. You don't really want to see them!

 

[Pokeygizmo]

I suspect it's more that ZZ Top has their dictionaries calibrated to groupie vernacular. Riding a [seriously overgrown] mustache doesn't appear in Merriam Webster's.

No, it doesn't.

But it does appear in the Urban Dictionary.

 

[LordDavon]

Definition of TUSH (REF: Merriam Webster's Online Dictionary)

: a long pointed tooth; especially : a horse's canine

That's what it said. I swear. Look it up.

It may explain all of LDs whispers behind your back that you're a horse's canine. I never was able to figure that out until now.

PI, you aren't supposed to tell him what I call him!

 

[Gummy Bear]

Alright TT send lots of pics or I'll just make up pics and post them for you.

 

[salemgold]

Alright TT send lots of pics or I'll just make up pics and post them for you.

Yours would probably be just as good Gummy. Maybe we should see both and compare.

 

[Pokeygizmo]

42.........

Lol!

 

[salemgold]

OK Pokeys Birthday wish is to see me hit 10,000 posts before midnight when her birthday ends so now I have 41 to go in 2 hours

 

[salemgold]

Someone talk to me or I will start rambling here

 

[salemgold]

OK you asked for this! damn 15 second rule!