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Sdh

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You did good, Sdh!!!!

See, I do the same thing - Pokey's always in my sig line.

And, lately, I've been trying to keep him in my avi, somehow, too!!!

I think it will be after 8pm though....my sign up date states 31 but the time zone thing. Pepe will never leave the signature....he was there before.....but he disappeared....and I have been to lazy to put him back.

Your day's coming - are you ready? :)
I am turning into the great pumpkin! :p
 

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I'm not fantasizing about your brother!

Honest!

I like gurls!

In fact, I love gurls!!!

And ice cream.

TT

Sd is the one confused. She was talking about your wife and not her brother lol Wonder if she had a little something something today herself? :confused:
 

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TT you are so funny! You should have told the nurses today about the urinal joke! Nurses really love funny stories. I remember I told a CNA in a scary tone of voice. Hey, we have a code brown, emergency go to room 143 asap....scared the living crap out of that orderly....he came back and said....I don't see a problem...I told him to follow his nose...it takes time training new caregivers.....got to have some fun!
 

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One time in Charleston, SC after I came back from overseas, I was working the Cardiac Ward at the Naval Hospital (I was a Corpsman).

We had a cranky, old Chief Petty Officer under oxygen and I had to take his temperature rectally while getting his vital signs.

The guy really made me mad, so I got him turned over and took a big, orange, plastic flower from a vase on his nightstand, put Vasoline on the stem and planted it in his .....

My only mistake was that it was an open ward and all those cardiac patients were clutching their chest laughing their tails off.

I got yelled at for that and got Captains Mast too.

But after everybody left the hearing the Admiral laughed and told me that was the funniest thing he had ever heard of and to keep up the good work?

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One time in Charleston, SC after I came back from overseas, I was working the Cardiac Ward at the Naval Hospital (I was a Corpsman).

We had a cranky, old Chief Petty Officer under oxygen and I had to take his temperature rectally while getting his vital signs.

The guy really made me mad, so I got him turned over and took a big, orange, plastic flower from a vase on his nightstand, put Vasoline on the stem and planted it in his .....

My only mistake was that it was an open ward and all those cardiac patients were clutching their chest laughing their tails off.

I got yelled at for that and got Captains Mast too.

But after everybody left the hearing the Admiral laughed and told me that was the funniest thing he had ever heard of and to keep up the good work?

TT

That darn Navy Hospital in Charleston has a baaaaaad reputation. I have heard real horror stories about that place. And that was just from women having babies :)
 
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