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TexasT

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That darn Navy Hospital in Charleston has a baaaaaad reputation. I have heard real horror stories about that place. And that was just from women having babies :)

That might be my fault too salem. After they kicked me off the Cardiac Ward they stuck me in the Newborn Nursery.

One night - night shift - we had ONE baby in the Nursery. I was bored to tears.

So I took a ball of that green clay they used to use to plug the ends of those H&H blood tubes and I molded the green clay around a wall mounted Phisohex soap dispenser that was activated by a foot pedal on the floor. When I was done the soap dispenser resembled a mans penis. It was green, but it looked real good. I even took cotton apart strand by strand and ... well ... you know.

This nurse came in and stuck her hands out to wash and hit that pedal with her foot and this white, creamy soap shot out all over her hands and she screamed and left.

I think she was mad.

I got Captains Mast for that too.

After everybody left the hearing the Admiral told me to behave myself and wanted to know what else I'd been pulling on the Wards. We must have chatted for 30 minutes.

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ROFL.....my son when he was 5 or 6 years old decided to make a snow penis.....everyone was jealous....

I love to make snow penis's, in fact everybody around here has one in their yard if/when it snows. Yes, those are quite nice.

How's your brother? Is he doing anything tonight?

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ROFL.....my son when he was 5 or 6 years old decided to make a snow penis.....everyone was jealous....
LOL, my son made a very detailed drawing of a penis when he was 5...His teacher had assigned each child a letter of the alphabet to base a picture on, so they could all hang on the wall. Needless to say, his picture was not hung (so to speak) and I had to explain the why of it to him. I still have that picture in his baby book - it was very intricate with veins & little wrinkled balls and everything. He's 25 now, and still doesn't understand why the teacher didn't praise him & hang it up!
 

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LOL, my son made a very detailed drawing of a penis when he was 5...His teacher had assigned each child a letter of the alphabet to base a picture on, so they could all hang on the wall. Needless to say, his picture was not hung (so to speak) and I had to explain the why of it to him. I still have that picture in his baby book - it was very intricate with veins & little wrinkled balls and everything. He's 25 now, and still doesn't understand why the teacher didn't praise him & hang it up!

Teachers are very perplexing people.

They always kept me confused.

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LOL, my son made a very detailed drawing of a penis when he was 5...His teacher had assigned each child a letter of the alphabet to base a picture on, so they could all hang on the wall. Needless to say, his picture was not hung (so to speak) and I had to explain the why of it to him. I still have that picture in his baby book - it was very intricate with veins & little wrinkled balls and everything. He's 25 now, and still doesn't understand why the teacher didn't praise him & hang it up!

Too Funny!!
 

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I love to make snow penis's, in fact everybody around here has one in their yard if/when it snows. Yes, those are quite nice.

How's your brother? Is he doing anything tonight?

TT

He is probably assessing the damage. I had to send him money its that bad....he lives in Missouri. I might have to help him move. He is losing his pants as well. I had no idea it was this bad. I always thought my brothers girlfriend was not playing with a full deck. Really would you insist on buying pigs and dumping your boyfriend days later. My brother was just humoring her...I suppose. I also think when one plays like Donald Trump and goes above their income it will end in disaster. Especially, when he tells his girlfriend daughter she cannot have something. Not you TT my brother ....

Oh TT next time you go to the doctor....try applying vaseline to every door handle. I did that when I was a young girl...and saran wrapping the toilet in public facilities.
 

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He is probably assessing the damage. I had to send him money its that bad....he lives in Missouri. I might have to help him move. He is losing his pants as well. I had no idea it was this bad. I always thought my brothers girlfriend was not playing with a full deck. Really would you insist on buying pigs and dumping your boyfriend days later. My brother was just humoring her...I suppose. I also think when one plays like Donald Trump and goes above their income it will end in disaster. Especially, when he tells his girlfriend daughter she cannot have something. Not you TT my brother ....

Oh TT next time you go to the doctor....try applying vaseline to every door handle. I did that when I was a young girl...and saran wrapping the toilet in public facilities.

Aawww, that really is a shame about your brother. I mean that. Us guys will do just about anything to make our woman happy and if you happen to have the wrong woman it never works out right. I hate to hear this and can understand your being upset. Your brother needs to get away from that mess.

I like your ideas about the door handles but I don't know about the Seran Wrap on the toilets. I might need to use the toilet and I'd forget about the Seran Wrap.

That could be a disaster for me!!!

TT
 
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