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Nope that is triple interest for you PI
Considering the size of the Harem TT keeps around here, I wouldn't think he'd charge interest. He can afford a loaner here and there and not miss them, really.
Hey, TT caught me posting to another forum man once, and he shot him.
Hi Gram & SC & whomever is hanging out here invisibly ! How's your saturday?
I spent the day shopping for stupid stuff. I finally had to replace my cutting boards & stirring spoons. I hate it when stuff gets old & falls apart...
It took several stores before I could find items made in usa but I did it dang gumit..
I spent the day shopping for stupid stuff. I finally had to replace my cutting boards & stirring spoons. I hate it when stuff gets old & falls apart...
It took several stores before I could find items made in usa but I did it dang gumit..
So I'm in the hospital and stealth vaping under my sheets when in waddles this four hundred pound East Texas nurse and she whips my sheets back and says "son, exactly what is it your doing?"
Having to think quickly on your feet (well, on my .... in these particular circumstances) is vital to successful stealth vaping so I politely responded that I was from the Kawsaki Indian Tribe and I was performing a ritual to rid my beautiful bod of the evil boogers that had invaded it. This seemed to make good sense to her so she stuck me with a needle and said to quit doing it and left.
Seemed every time I stuck something out they were there to stick a needle in it. I got to where I was afraid to go whiz!!
So anyhow, I got in the closet. Perfect space for stealth vaping. And all those nurses came looking for me to stick needles in me but they couldn't find me until one real young lady happened to notice a slight trail of vapor escaping the closet and made me get out of there. She asked me what I was doing in the closet and I explained that I was in there talking to my friends and that they were real nice and I invited her to come in and meet them.
She gave me one of those "are you some kind of weirdo" looks and declined my kind offer. She did say that my room smelled nice though. Must have been that Caramel Cream.
I knew she would tell the other nurses about the closet so I had to give that place up.
I could go in the bathroom and did frequently, but they have a key and can open that door any time they want. That wasn't any good.
So one day I'm in the bathroom and as bad as I hate to say this ... it smelled like an old dog that had been rolling on a raccoon that died a week ago and mixed with Caramel Cream. I'm talking seriously bad.
So I open the door and there stands a young fella with a pretty basket full of fruit and different kinds of nuts and goodies and he's right outside the bathroom door. So I came out and I guess the dog/raccoon/Caramel Cream smell reached his nostrils and as hard as I tried to engage him in conversation he dropped the basket and told me I was dead inside and ran off down the hall.
So I pick up my pretty basket full of nice things and it has a beautiful helium balloon with a great big smiley face attached to it and I sat reading the card and wondering where I could go and stealth vape.
Then it hit me.
They had one of those colored television sets in my room and it was in this great big, whatchamacallit, like a TV stand only real big and made out of real imitation wood. I found out that big stand was on wheels and I could move it pretty easy and it sat catty-cornered to the corner of the room.
So I fixed me up a seat back there and pulled the TV stand back into position and sat there and vaped. It was real nice and worked good.
And when a nurse came in the room to stick another needle in me I'd raise that balloon with the smiley face on it from behind the TV set and tell her TT was off for a walk somewhere and to check back later. Most of them believed Mr. Smiley Face ... I mean like who wouldn't believe Mr. Smiley Face, and they just left and came back later.
A few of them ... it seems Mr. Smiley Face scared the crap outta them and they took off screaming.
But anyhow I got to vape my Caramel Cream and I was real happy.
TT
Having to think quickly on your feet (well, on my .... in these particular circumstances) is vital to successful stealth vaping so I politely responded that I was from the Kawsaki Indian Tribe and I was performing a ritual to rid my beautiful bod of the evil boogers that had invaded it. This seemed to make good sense to her so she stuck me with a needle and said to quit doing it and left.
Seemed every time I stuck something out they were there to stick a needle in it. I got to where I was afraid to go whiz!!
So anyhow, I got in the closet. Perfect space for stealth vaping. And all those nurses came looking for me to stick needles in me but they couldn't find me until one real young lady happened to notice a slight trail of vapor escaping the closet and made me get out of there. She asked me what I was doing in the closet and I explained that I was in there talking to my friends and that they were real nice and I invited her to come in and meet them.
She gave me one of those "are you some kind of weirdo" looks and declined my kind offer. She did say that my room smelled nice though. Must have been that Caramel Cream.
I knew she would tell the other nurses about the closet so I had to give that place up.
I could go in the bathroom and did frequently, but they have a key and can open that door any time they want. That wasn't any good.
So one day I'm in the bathroom and as bad as I hate to say this ... it smelled like an old dog that had been rolling on a raccoon that died a week ago and mixed with Caramel Cream. I'm talking seriously bad.
So I open the door and there stands a young fella with a pretty basket full of fruit and different kinds of nuts and goodies and he's right outside the bathroom door. So I came out and I guess the dog/raccoon/Caramel Cream smell reached his nostrils and as hard as I tried to engage him in conversation he dropped the basket and told me I was dead inside and ran off down the hall.
So I pick up my pretty basket full of nice things and it has a beautiful helium balloon with a great big smiley face attached to it and I sat reading the card and wondering where I could go and stealth vape.
Then it hit me.
They had one of those colored television sets in my room and it was in this great big, whatchamacallit, like a TV stand only real big and made out of real imitation wood. I found out that big stand was on wheels and I could move it pretty easy and it sat catty-cornered to the corner of the room.
So I fixed me up a seat back there and pulled the TV stand back into position and sat there and vaped. It was real nice and worked good.
And when a nurse came in the room to stick another needle in me I'd raise that balloon with the smiley face on it from behind the TV set and tell her TT was off for a walk somewhere and to check back later. Most of them believed Mr. Smiley Face ... I mean like who wouldn't believe Mr. Smiley Face, and they just left and came back later.
A few of them ... it seems Mr. Smiley Face scared the crap outta them and they took off screaming.
But anyhow I got to vape my Caramel Cream and I was real happy.
TT
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Good for you, Tech: I sometimes have to give up before finding USA things...but I do live in the boonies. Biggest town in 50 mile radius is 18,000 population.
Hmmm...I'm going to have to revisualize the picture of TT I've had in my mind. Out goes the cowboy hat & Levis. In goes the top hat, chinchilla coat, 88 gold rings, etc. He must be an impressive sight in an east Texas honky tonk.
So one day I'm in the bathroom and as bad as I hate to say this ... it smelled like an old dog that had been rolling on a raccoon that died a week ago and mixed with Caramel Cream. I'm talking seriously bad.
So I open the door and there stands a young fella with a pretty basket full of fruit and different kinds of nuts and goodies and he's right outside the bathroom door. So I came out and I guess the dog/raccoon/Caramel Cream smell reached his nostrils and as hard as I tried to engage him in conversation he dropped the basket and told me I was dead inside and ran off down the hall.
So I pick up my pretty basket full of nice things and it has a beautiful helium balloon with a great big smiley face attached to it and I sat reading the card and wondering where I could go and stealth vape.
ROFLMAO! That is a true story folks LOL
So I open the door and there stands a young fella with a pretty basket full of fruit and different kinds of nuts and goodies and he's right outside the bathroom door. So I came out and I guess the dog/raccoon/Caramel Cream smell reached his nostrils and as hard as I tried to engage him in conversation he dropped the basket and told me I was dead inside and ran off down the hall.
So I pick up my pretty basket full of nice things and it has a beautiful helium balloon with a great big smiley face attached to it and I sat reading the card and wondering where I could go and stealth vape.
ROFLMAO! That is a true story folks LOL
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Well, when I first met him, that is exactly what he was wearin' and his initials were TP not TT.
LMAO!! Ok T, I ain't repostin that whole story but if I don't quote somthin...I get in trouble around here...cuz everbody starts lookin for them WTH...buttons and stuff! But that is a classic story!!!
SC
I keep a bottle of stuff called POO POURIE in my bathroom that you spray into the toilet right before you go, and when hubs comes out without using it, I give him the Gramva evil eye, he hightails it right back in there and sprays the inside of the stool. I need to send TT some of this---just for the sake of anyone in smelling distance.
Hey tech, what happened to the old avie?? That looks like a new Trekkie one if I am not mistaken.... A new look in order...you wemmin folk like to do that from time to time...
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