TexasT's House

[Sdh]

Grams: when I first met my husband I swear he was OCD. The house was perfect. No dust. I could not believe it. I thought he had hired a maid.

I tried to live up to his expectations but gave up! I like a clean house. Many moons ago I rebelled against his OCD. I worked a full time job, had to clean the house continually, and take care of my son. He worked and just sat or ? I didn't like the supermom syndrome and told him off. I gave him a job description of sharing the responsibilities. Lets say it did not work.

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Sehr danke für die Pfirsich-Schuster, Techno!!

Yum....one of my very favorites.

 

[LordDavon]

It smells too sweet in here, we need to go get us some newbies form the new members thread. We can spill the beer for that smell and the newbies can give us the stale cigarette smell! Oh yeah, who tore the posters off the wall.

Guys, I got a great idea, when the women are off fixing dinner or doing the laundrey or crocheting or doing what ever it is they do, let's get this place rocking again!

They will probably be guarding the fridge with all the beer so maybe this time we can do shots of Crown Royal!

Now now, Padre. We need to behave. There is no messing around in here. It is too sweet and sugary. We need to behave ourselves.



At least until I get out of work!

 

[Gummy Bear]

Well I thought I'd drag my Asterisks over here and see what's going on

Well,,,,, what's going on?

 

[Padre]

Fine LD, I can live with the rules. What time do you get out of work?

Gram, Salem, SD, TV, Toto, Pokey, Nursie T..what time is dinner? got any laundrey you need to do? Baking? sewing?

 

[LordDavon]

Fine LD, I can live with the rules. What time do you get out of work?

Gram, Salem, SD, TV, Toto, Pokey, Nursie T..what time is dinner? got any laundrey you need to do? Baking? sewing?

I get home around 6PM. Then I have to do some laundry and make dinner. Honestly! I am a single parent and my daughter goes through multiple outfits a day!

I will be on about 7:30 - 8ish.

 

[Glam]

Sehr danke für die Pfirsich-Schuster, Techno!!

Yum....one of my very favorites.

Ya, es ist gut. Liebe geht durch den Magen. Noch eins, bitte.

 

[Glam]

Fine LD, I can live with the rules. What time do you get out of work?

Gram, Salem, SD, TV, Toto, Pokey, Nursie T..what time is dinner? got any laundrey you need to do? Baking? sewing?

Sorry, Padre: My husband did all that before he left for work this morning--I will be here with the Gramva evil eye watching.

 

[Pokeygizmo]

No more for you, Grams. You had pie, didn't you?
But it was good...far better than I can make.

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Fine LD, I can live with the rules. What time do you get out of work?

Gram, Salem, SD, TV, Toto, Pokey, Nursie T..what time is dinner? got any laundrey you need to do? Baking? sewing?

I have fixed your quote, Pad. To save you from a frying pan - perhaps you've seen them over at PVT?

 

[TexasT]

Grams: when I first met my husband I swear he was OCD. The house was perfect. No dust. I could not believe it. I thought he had hired a maid.

I tried to live up to his expectations but gave up! I like a clean house. Many moons ago I rebelled against his OCD. I worked a full time job, had to clean the house continually, and take care of my son. He worked and just sat or ? I didn't like the supermom syndrome and told him off. I gave him a job description of sharing the responsibilities. Lets say it did not work.

Now ... exactly what were your expectations after giving him the job description?

Us men have a code we live by.

Sometimes we sit and think and sometimes we just sit.

Or ... testosterone at work!

If you need further help understanding men in relation to housekeeping please visit me at my Psychiatric Clinic, Lemonade Stand and Fortune Telling business up there on the paved road. I have a Special on this week. All consultations are three dollars.

Dr. TT

 

[Padre]

Sorry Pokey, I will try to be good now!
I have gotten caught up with the gang at PVT. Lot of Fun!
not as fun as here though!

 

[TexasT]

Sorry Pokey, I will try to be good now!
I have gotten caught up with the gang at PVT. Lot of Fun!
not as fun as here though!

Ut Oh, I think I might have accidentally already kicked the evening off to a good start!

Got any beer?

TT

 

[Pokeygizmo]

It's all in good fun, Pad, no worries.

(Disclaimer: Frying pan idea borrowed from jj2)

 

[Gummy Bear]

This may help. (or not)

 

[Pokeygizmo]

It helped, Gummy.

ROTFL!

 

[Gummy Bear]

And now for something completely different:


Boy, you can always tell them there swamp wemens

(not my work)

 

[technovapir]

K,
Perhaps I could fix that hair do for ya.
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Thats a fun site Gummy. I joined so that I could vote...for YOU !!! I love the mix of Farrah & Telly.

(that hand/foot above kind of gives me the creeps...kind of like the girl in Aeon Flux with hands for feet)

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Ewwwww... I wouldn't claim that one either, Gummy.

 

[Gummy Bear]

Thats a fun site Gummy. I joined so that I could vote...for YOU !!! I love the mix of Farrah & Telly.

(that hand/foot above kind of gives me the creeps...kind of like the girl in Aeon Flux with hands for feet)

Thanks for the vote. Now be careful with your voting karma. There are a lot of my friends that go in and vote me high and leave or low ball everyone else. then their computer will figure that out and drop their karma to below zero. The karma trick is to vote for all the entries don't vote anyone below 3 or above 8 and try to average a 5.5. In a couple months you can get your karma up to close to 100 if you vote a lot.