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LordDavon

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LD you violated the code. No "doing the neighbor" or "doing a co-worker". It always comes back to haunt ya! STalker? You could have fun with that you know. ....:)

I think my cat needs a cpap! I wonder?

Oh no. No fun. When I was smoking, I would have to hide outside. If she saw me, she would come down and start talking to me... and wouldn't leave. i.e. I would talk to Caroline out in the garage, with the door open. The longer Caroline and were dating, the more Lisa, stalker neighbor, would show up. Sometimes, I could go out in the garage, and Lisa wasn't around. If my phone rang, Lisa would suddenly appear. The last time Caroline called, Lisa was nowhere in sight. It was great... until I noticed her sitting behind the box, right inside my garage. She had been there the whole time!
 

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Oh no. No fun. When I was smoking, I would have to hide outside. If she saw me, she would come down and start talking to me... and wouldn't leave. i.e. I would talk to Caroline out in the garage, with the door open. The longer Caroline and were dating, the more Lisa, stalker neighbor, would show up. Sometimes, I could go out in the garage, and Lisa wasn't around. If my phone rang, Lisa would suddenly appear. The last time Caroline called, Lisa was nowhere in sight. It was great... until I noticed her sitting behind the box, right inside my garage. She had been there the whole time!
Darn-that is too close for comfort.
 

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Oh no. No fun. When I was smoking, I would have to hide outside. If she saw me, she would come down and start talking to me... and wouldn't leave. i.e. I would talk to Caroline out in the garage, with the door open. The longer Caroline and were dating, the more Lisa, stalker neighbor, would show up. Sometimes, I could go out in the garage, and Lisa wasn't around. If my phone rang, Lisa would suddenly appear. The last time Caroline called, Lisa was nowhere in sight. It was great... until I noticed her sitting behind the box, right inside my garage. She had been there the whole time!

Yep! That is the scary kind of stalker.
 

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Darn-that is too close for comfort.

Yep! That is the scary kind of stalker.

She has a cute little girl too. She took her daughter, Madeline, out for ice cream about 2 months ago. Maddie saw me and ran over to give me a hug and say hello. Then she asked me if I wanted an ice cream too. She looked sad when I said that I wasn't really wanting ice cream, so I told her that I would love one after all. When they got back, Maddie brought me over my ice cream and then asked me if I was her moms boyfriend. Lisa jumped right into the conversation and told Maddie not to ask such things. I was nice and told Maddie that her mom and I were just friends. Maddie turned to her mom and said, "You said he is your boyfriend." Lisa turned red and told Maddie that it was bed time.

Yup, that's my stalker neighbor!
 

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She has a cute little girl too. She took her daughter, Madeline, out for ice cream about 2 months ago. Maddie saw me and ran over to give me a hug and say hello. Then she asked me if I wanted an ice cream too. She looked sad when I said that I wasn't really wanting ice cream, so I told her that I would love one after all. When they got back, Maddie brought me over my ice cream and then asked me if I was her moms boyfriend. Lisa jumped right into the conversation and told Maddie not to ask such things. I was nice and told Maddie that her mom and I were just friends. Maddie turned to her mom and said, "You said he is your boyfriend." Lisa turned red and told Maddie that it was bed time.

Yup, that's my stalker neighbor!

Yeppers LD she is totally stalker quality. You need to hire a porn star to come over to your house. She will drool with envy. (Did I say that?)
 
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Yeppers LD she is totally stalker quality. You need to hire a porn start to come over to your house. She will drool with envy. (Did I say that?)

I had one of my exes over, well when she wasn't my ex. After we split, Lisa and I had another... ummm... moment. It lasted about a week. The whole time, Lisa was freaking out, thinking that I was going to get back with my ex. She kept obsessing over her, asking me if I still thought about her, cared about her, etc. It was a bit too psycho for me, so I ended it. It was about a year ago. That was when she turned stalker.
 

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Are you talking to me or to Fran, here? :)
That was directed at you, hence the Gizmo riding Pokey reference (Pokeygizmo). I thought Fran's response was funny and you weren't around at the time so I didn't comment further. lol Another avi idea came to mind as well. You could put bunny ears on Pokey to fit the Pokey Playmate tagline. The gizmo one was something I had been thinking about but forgot to mention. Don't mind me. It's the 'happy pills' talking.
 

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She has a cute little girl too. She took her daughter, Madeline, out for ice cream about 2 months ago. Maddie saw me and ran over to give me a hug and say hello. Then she asked me if I wanted an ice cream too. She looked sad when I said that I wasn't really wanting ice cream, so I told her that I would love one after all. When they got back, Maddie brought me over my ice cream and then asked me if I was her moms boyfriend. Lisa jumped right into the conversation and told Maddie not to ask such things. I was nice and told Maddie that her mom and I were just friends. Maddie turned to her mom and said, "You said he is your boyfriend." Lisa turned red and told Maddie that it was bed time.

Yup, that's my stalker neighbor!

OMG LD! You better MOVE lol
 

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I had one of my exes over, well when she wasn't my ex. After we split, Lisa and I had another... ummm... moment. It lasted about a week. The whole time, Lisa was freaking out, thinking that I was going to get back with my ex. She kept obsessing over her, asking me if I still thought about her, cared about her, etc. It was a bit too psycho for me, so I ended it. It was about a year ago. That was when she turned stalker.

OMG LD! You better MOVE!
 
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