TexasT's House

[Pokeygizmo]

Sure Fran, page me all day then go to bed. Just like a woman. *humph*

Could you two not play tag like, say, via PM or something??? Instead of chasing each other all over the forum.

Just sayin'...


G'night Fran!

 

[TexasT]

Good night Fran ...

and you guys ....

when my wife had her midget pole dancing act at the Gentlemen's Club, she only brought home dimes.

She was so small that the heavier quarters kept her off balance and she'd fall a lot.

We lost a lot of money because of that ...

TT

 

[JerryRM]

 

[Modrod.]

Wow........

 

[JerryRM]

TT, if the missus ever sees this thread, you had better find a good place to hide.

 

[tgcrna]

You're probably safe. By now, the page in question (a three part foldout) is hopelessly glued together. You don't want to know the nature of the adhesive.

..... Why do I always have to pull this emo out for you, PI???

 

[TexasT]

Uuuhhh .... it was a good act.

She wore a big smile.

TT

 

[TexasT]

I thought she winked at me and that's why I married her.

Turns out it .... well, I'll tell you about that one other day.

TT

 

[jj2]

Well, I for one, can't wait to hear this story!!

Evening TT.

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

when my wife had her midget pole dancing act at the Gentlemen's Club, she only brought home dimes...TT

There's the CA/TX cultural divide. Here, they don't bother with that Gentleman's Club schtick, substituting a rack onto which customers can hang their raincoats. And no dimes. Charley Sheen and his ilk are handed documents to sign off interest in some of their more frivolous real estate holdings—in lieu of throwing cash on the stage.

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Hiya jj!

 

[salemgold]

I thought she winked at me and that's why I married her.

Turns out it .... well, I'll tell you about that one other day.

TT

Damn good thing that you married her then

 

[JerryRM]

Hi Jan and Salem.

 

[tgcrna]

Hey Salem Are you getting your house "grandchild proof"??

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

.....View attachment 83569 Why do I always have to pull this emo out for you, PI???

I dunno. You SC gals are too, too fragile. I don't understand why. Didn't Clark Gable pick you up, then carry you up to (presumably) bed?

 

[salemgold]

Hey Salem Are you getting your house "grandchild proof"??

Well, it is as g/c proof as it is going to get. Let me put it that way Now I just have to get this package to the troops addressed and to the PO. I have had 12 custom Trippy Tips for about 2 weeks and I have to get this pkg out of here before they come looking for me. Everytime I am ready to mail it, someone else comes up with something to add. I finally got AGs permission to give his APO to a few people to mail direct so I don't have to hold this box up any longer.

 

[jj2]

And evening to everyone.

 

[TexasT]

Hiya jj2, salem and everybody else that I haven't already said "hi" to which is probably everybody except I can't remember if I did or not.

LOL, my house is already Grandkid Proof!!!

Its my barn I worry about ...

TT

 

[tgcrna]

Well, it is as g/c proof as it is going to get. Let me put it that way Now I just have to get this package to the troops addressed and to the PO. I have had 12 custom Trippy Tips for about 2 weeks and I have to get this pkg out of here before they come looking for me. Everytime I am ready to mail it, someone else comes up with something to add. I finally got AGs permission to give his APO to a few people to mail direct so I don't have to hold this box up any longer.

You always have a lot of irons in the fire! It is good that some others can now mail stuff directly to AG and his friends, instead of you having to do all of it!
I know you are looking forward to the grandman's visit!!

 

[salemgold]

Hiya jj2, salem and everybody else that I haven't already said "hi" to which is probably everybody except I can't remember if I did or not.

LOL, my house is already Grandkid Proof!!!

Its my barn I worry about ...

TT

Yeah, but it's a little different with a 3 year old

I thought everyone left. Must be bouncing tonight.