I was peacefully sitting here wondering what if anything intelligent I could post at this time of night sitting at the kitchen table beside the patio door.
Of course its that time of night when the dog's gone to bed and the cat has just started the in and out before I lock her out for the night. Anyways she comes to the door and not paying attention, after all I was reading a post about a V3 mod and I was interested. So I get up not watching the cat, open the door out of the corner of my eye I see her scoot past my feet.
Problem: she has something in her face, no mouth. A mouse has happened before but this was bigger much bigger and it was very much alive. A bloody chipmunk. Of course what do I do but close the dam door. Now what to hell do I want to trap a terrified to death (I only wish) chipmunk in my dam kitchen at 1 AM on Wednesday morning for????
Well the cat's obviously having a gas I'm running around the kitchen (as quietly as I can 'cause if I wake up "She Who Must Be Obeyed" well you know.... ) Anyway I kicked over the dog's water bowl, actually more like a tank Labs drink a lot, slipped and fell, eventually caught the chipmunk, who bit me for saving its life. Of course when I was bitten I dropped it into the pool 'cause I was going to let it go near the fence.
I had to fish the dam thing out with the skimmer net but it kept diving back into the pool, Olympic tryouts I think but didn't score high enough kept pissing the judge off. Eventually launched it over the fence. I walked back into the house to find the Cat and the Dog sitting there they were watching I'm sure.
One last toot I'm done ...good night.
Of course its that time of night when the dog's gone to bed and the cat has just started the in and out before I lock her out for the night. Anyways she comes to the door and not paying attention, after all I was reading a post about a V3 mod and I was interested. So I get up not watching the cat, open the door out of the corner of my eye I see her scoot past my feet.
Problem: she has something in her face, no mouth. A mouse has happened before but this was bigger much bigger and it was very much alive. A bloody chipmunk. Of course what do I do but close the dam door. Now what to hell do I want to trap a terrified to death (I only wish) chipmunk in my dam kitchen at 1 AM on Wednesday morning for????
Well the cat's obviously having a gas I'm running around the kitchen (as quietly as I can 'cause if I wake up "She Who Must Be Obeyed" well you know.... ) Anyway I kicked over the dog's water bowl, actually more like a tank Labs drink a lot, slipped and fell, eventually caught the chipmunk, who bit me for saving its life. Of course when I was bitten I dropped it into the pool 'cause I was going to let it go near the fence.
I had to fish the dam thing out with the skimmer net but it kept diving back into the pool, Olympic tryouts I think but didn't score high enough kept pissing the judge off. Eventually launched it over the fence. I walked back into the house to find the Cat and the Dog sitting there they were watching I'm sure.
One last toot I'm done ...good night.
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, that's NOT a cat TOY!!!" 
