The answer is... "it"

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CRK

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Was browsing the other parts of this great board and read a thread that made my think....

Ladies you have what all (straight) men want. It has the power to do magical things and is almost God like in it's powers!

It has brought down countries, started wars, made us find the most rare items on the earth, made us go crazy, made us steal, lie, and above all else made us pray.

You know what it is.......

But sometimes you think by withholding it you will get what you want from us. In the short term this is correct, but in the long term you would be mistaken.

You will, can, and always, get what you want if you willingly seduce us and make us feel that we (as a man) rock your world and you have to rock ours too.

We will put up with damn near anything or full fill any request you may have, if it is given with same importance and urgency as your request is.

We can not help ourselves it is how we are made... God gave us to heads for a reason. One for us to think with and one for you to change our minds with.

Don't with hold it.... Use it.... and make the world a better more friendly place:D

You have the power!
 
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I wonder if my uber, sneaky, women jedi, read between the lines post is to hard to see for most?

Is your "between the lines" referring to it?
...or maybe you wanna borrow it?
Do you need me to explain it?
I'm trying to understand here.....do you need it as opposed to want it? Do you have it to sell? Do you stock it? Do you want to buy it? Marry it? Stroke it? Rub it? Erase it? Shoot it? Cook it, Eat it....pass it through your colon? Do you know how to spell it?
Help me here...
Teach your kids with it? Worship it?
Screw it?
Fill your tank with it? Build a house with it? Please your wife with it? Pay your bills wit it?
I've got the equation for reproducing it in 3D.
Want to vape it? I know where to get it.
Invest in it?....wait a bit. Not now.

I'm getting tired. It's only a matter of time before my competitors come swooping down for it as soon as they detect my weakness.
 

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In my youth I had IT,
But did not know it,
So never used IT.

In my wisdom years,
I know now that everything I could have used IT for I accomplished for myself without IT.

Hell ya :D

There is no real accomplishment in using IT, and if thats all a gal has...then she really has nothing at all.
 

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Hell ya :D

There is no real accomplishment in using IT, and if thats all a gal has...then she really has nothing at all.


I think you are missing my point with my original 1st post. I dont mean to take away anything from a smart, level headed, goal driven, determined, classy, Lady or any other type of Lady / Women for that matter. Only to show that "it" has very magical powers, when used in the right way, on the right person, and that both party's involved, would be quite content with the outcome.

History has proven this.

PS if thats all gal has, "it" has lost it's magic.... and most are smarter then to lose it all...

cheers:toast:
 
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