We were watching TV yesterday afternoon and my wife said, "stop messing around with my chair!" in a stern voice.

Hum, I'm not touching her chair. Then I felt the sofa moving around and said, "what the hell is the dog doing now!".

We looked over at the other end of the sofa and ... no dog there either.

Then it clicked, we moved from the west coast about 7 years ago and thought we left them behind, both looked at each other and said at the same time, Earthquake!!,... took another sip of beer and went back to watching TV.

The dog came into the room and had that look on his face, I didn't do nothing....