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Maybe that is why my back was hurting. It's a real possibility. My back still aches a little so I don't know.
The kid was about 23 years old. He laughed when I said it.I was just glad Mr.CP's was still home. I had a bad faint feeling in the shower. That's usually why I insist on a cold shower because it kind of snaps you back but it didn't this time.So I was a little nervous.
The good news is is our hospital is so small I had 2 Dr.s 2 nurses,a wait staff and the use of the velour wheelchair.


OMG Cathy! What did they do for you? I imagine they didn't just put a band aid on it since it wasn't your armpit. Is this why your back is hurting so bad? Are you in pain now? Are you home? *hugs*

Can I just tell you how hard you make it to be serious in a serious situation? I am not gonna lie, I was shocked and concerned, but still laughing as I was reading. Did you really say you were looking for change?
 

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Maybe they thought I got my head stuck in the recliner. It was all so surreal.

I have to admit... I was not feeling good at all about your story or the bleeding from not your arm pit, but like James I could not help but laugh at that line. If everything happens in 3's then that should be it!

You really ought to make Mr. Crabbypants wait on you hand and foot until you are better though... unless of course he hires a big burly young man to nurse you! ;)

I hope you feel better soon SP!
 

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Thank You :) He stayed home with me all day and even went out for White Castles. I got 2.

I have to admit... I was not feeling good at all about your story or the bleeding from not your arm pit, but like James I could not help but laugh at that line. If everything happens in 3's then that should be it!

You really ought to make Mr. Crabbypants wait on you hand and foot until you are better though... unless of course he hires a big burly young man to nurse you! ;)

I hope you feel better soon SP!
 

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This is my last post of the day from work. If I dont finish up today's stuff, I'll never get to leave on time for the next two days. Kat has a singing thing at a PTO meeting tomorrow night. Then Friday night, Ive got a post-birthday trip planned with all the guys from work to the local dirt track. I loves me sum dirt track racin'!

Ill check back in with the pix of the chocolate flavored fat pills after I get home! :D
 

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A perfect match for the Merlin.
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full of House. :)
 

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You like that wait till you hear this.
What were you guys doing at 4:30 A.M.? I was in fact careening my way to the hospital in an ambulance..Yes true.
I snapped awake immediately and knew something was wrong.I'm in the recliner being hobbled by my back.Of course I couldn't get up.I finally fell out of the chair cause it was the only way I could manage.I flung myself into the bathroom and there's blood running down a part of my body that it shouldn't be running down my body.Let's just say it wasn't my Armpit. Let's just say that...I'm like OMG. I did I said OMG.What is wrong with me?Well we all know basically what's wrong with e but I have the added bonus of hemorrhaging from not my armpit.My first reaction to anything is panic.I must love drama.I yelled for Mr. Crabbypants and he's like do you need an ambulance?
O.K. so keep in mind that Mr.Crabbypants was a paramedic and a firechief.I'm like well yeah.Might need it.
But I said before you call throw me into the shower.
We were taking my clothes off like I was 16 and in the back seat of his Opel Kadet.(really..an Opel Kadet)

For anyone who might think they have a medical emergency of any sort. My philosophy is to get in a cold shower and shock whatever the beejesus is wrong with you out of you system before calling for help.This time was no different but it wasn't working...It ALWAYS works.
I say to Mr.CP. O.K. call them. He goes "your naked" I'm like and...
He says "can you get dressed" I'm like I couldn't dress myself yesterday.Today there is no improvement and I also have blood running not from my armpit. You do the math.
So he gets my robe. throws it over me and dumps me head first into the recliner.Well...there I am naked under a robe bleeding not from my armpit and totally unable to extract myself from being face down on the recliner because of my back. That's how the paramedics found me.Naked behind up face down in a chair blood running from not my armpit.
First words 'Mrs. Crabbypants are you O.K.?" I said "yeah fine"just looking for coins.They decide I am not. So 4 big burly men (I like this part) lift me onto the gurney and (I don't like this part) my robe flew open and scared the hell out of all of them.
I did make it to the hospital and apparently I had a small chocolate cyst that burst making my torso look like Freddie Krueger had his way with it.I needed sleep. In fact I just woke up.So far a good day...

Umm the coins did u find any?

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I don't have the order number update yet, waiting on Mr. V to tell me. Your friend ordered today, so it will ship out tomorrow. Does that help?
FV can we have a order # update for today? Michael V from succasunna asked how fast u ship i said i would ask?
 

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I don't have the order number update yet, waiting on Mr. V to tell me. Your friend ordered today, so it will ship out tomorrow. Does that help?

Yes he lied ship Monday lol. I'm telling them all I don't talk to u no more there pains in tooshie Robert bob Terri and mike all 4 asked me questions today I gave them violets email :)

Afternoon all hanging in karate going to read stretchys post again.

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