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Now I'm stuck with that song. gee thanks. :glare:

You're Welcome! Always a pleasure to be of service! *smiles and bows*

Would this one work better?

All aboard! Hahahahahahaha!

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people, living as foes
Maybe, it's not to late
To learn how to love, and forget how to hate
Mental wounds not healing, life's a bitter shame
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

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Someone's been watching Nickelodeon...
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea...
 

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OMG Stretchy. I would hate the beach too. For vacation when Sonny was small, we would go stay at my Grandparents cottage up north. Just us, hanging out and fishing. Peace and quiet.

I need a vacation. In a hotel, with room service. No cell phone or laptop. No kids or pets. Mine or anyone's. Do they have any hotels with no screaming sections?
 

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Umm no and be careful not to book any hotel during Spring Break or Soccer tournament season unless you enjoy drunken teenagers and silly string attacks..

OMG Stretchy. I would hate the beach too. For vacation when Sonny was small, we would go stay at my Grandparents cottage up north. Just us, hanging out and fishing. Peace and quiet.

I need a vacation. In a hotel, with room service. No cell phone or laptop. No kids or pets. Mine or anyone's. Do they have any hotels with no screaming sections?
 

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Mr. V loves the cold. I hate it. I'm trying to convince him that we need to move to TX.

Here in Central Texas we get anywhere from 2 to 6 weeks of winter depending upon the year... Come to think about it... I'm not sure if someone in Wisconsin would even consider those weeks as part of winter! :lol:
 

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I think you just need to stay in Wi. Go to the Dells. I just saw a show on snakes and bugs and Africanized bees in the south. I'd rather ply raccoons with Marshmellows.At least you can see them coming.

Which one has smaller or less bugs? I hate bugs. I'm fine with snakes, just not bugs.
 

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Oh those...mmm I'm not sure.

I'd be more than happy to silly string a drunk teenager. Or plastic wrap them to phone poles. It's the small screechy ones that I can't take. Like the ones that run around restaurants terrorizing diners while their parents pretend not to notice.
 
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