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For a moment I thought FV had gone Cybil on us... :facepalm:

*okay, it was longer then A moment* :facepam:
I dont know what it means to go Cybil, but Im betting you thought what I thought.


No one panic. I can handle this...
That in itself is enough to cause panic.


That was too easy.:lol:
Oh lets face it... It not exactly that hard to begin with.


My cdm tank just fell apart. In my back pocket.....
Now you can have minty fresh .... release.


Okay I changed as a show of solidarity, but I figured the thread only needed two of the CS twins.
That didnt stop you last time!


Just spell it like we do when resolving IT helpdesk tickets... ID10T Issue. ;)
We had similar forms for the Navy. I-D-10-Tango. We used them for people looking for lightbulb repair kits or batteries for sound powered phones.

-Hey ET2, you got any batteries?
-Yeah, what size do you need?
-Ummm.. I dont know...
-Well, what are they for?
-Sound powered phone set.
-......Really....?
-Yeah, my LPO (Leading Petty Officer, aka supervisor) sent me up here for them.
-Dont you work down in Main Engineering?
-Yeah, I had to come up all 12 decks to get these.
-Well, Ive got bad news... You need to go back to your LPO, and fill out the I-D-10-Tango request form with the part number and NIC (Navy Identification Code) number, then get authorization from my Div-O (Division Officer), then your Div-O, then you need to see the Supply LCPO (Leading Chief Petty Officer, aka supervisor's boss), then the Supply Div-O. Once you have those signatures in order, then we can get you what you need. ( Naturally, each person was located on opposite ends of a ship that was 15 decks high).
*three hours later*
-OK.... Got every signature.
-Cool, here ya go. (hands him a random resistor)
*two more hours pass*
-ET2.... This was the wrong one...
-Really? Wow... I hate to do it, but the whole process needs to happen again.

I saw the guy two days later on the smoke deck, and laughed my .... off. He threw is cigarette over the side LONG before he was done with it.

And before anyone asks, yes, sound powered phones are real. As the name may lead you to believe, they are not powered by batteries, but sound, hence the name. Its just as fun when people look for the lightbulb repair kits. Bamrz can back me up on that.


Hehe, made me laugh. File next to "where's the any key", hehe.
You would get a good laugh reading the BOFH. I cant type the whole title, but Im betting if you Google it, you will find it.


I'm going to get so confused with both of you having the same avatar now.:confused:
You shouldve seen it when there were 6 of them running around here....


I found a cool axe! :)

OK FV, point me in the right direction! :)
You have an axe???? :blink:


Well I'm positive FV wont have any more problems with the male customers.:lol:
Yes she will. But it will be in the form of dents in the counters.....


I don't know there Bamrz... the avi is indeed really cool, but I had to look at it 3 times to notice that she even had an axe! ;) :lol:

Yes... the axe is cool, but it's not the best part!:evil:
She has an axe??? :blink:


Where'd everybody go? Hello? .....
I was making my way in!!!!


Wow, everyone seems to be retiring early tonight!
Figures... Everyone leaves as I come back on....
 

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Would you look at you..That's what I call an axe...Bamrz get tha biggest axe award...
I will occasionally wash my Reo mini. It can get really sticky and gooped up if I don't clean it every so often.


I've been thinking about moving the majority of my stash (the stuff I vape a lot) into the basement because of the cooler temp.


I don't have to worry too much about breakage, my house is all hardwood floors, most of it with carpet. I could probably drop a 1/2 oz glass bottle from over my head and it wouldn't break. Spillage is another story! :lol: I've learned to screw the tops back on immediately! :laugh:


Sorry you had a sucky Monday James. Mine wasn't too bad. I found out the supervisor from he!! is on vacation for 2 weeks!! :thumbs:


Thanks! I don't wander outside of a few choice threads very often. I've been keeping my juice in glass for quite a while now. I totally agree with what the OP was saying. Bookmarked so I can go back to it. :)


Wow, the customs people must not be re-wrapping them as well as you all send them out. :glare:


Whichever it is, there sure is a lot more of it than the last time FV broke out the bloody axe! 8-o
 

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Really they just stumbled into your yard and started shooting things?What is wrong with people.
I actually called the police once. There were men with rifles sitting out back hunting in my yard. An hour later I called the police again to see where they were. Couldn't find me so they just gave up. I handled it myself. My guns were bigger. :D
 

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What is it with kids and spoons? I couldn't keep spoons...Must be universal...
He's worse than Sonny was. sheesh. At least Sonny didn't murder baskets and boxes. Or chase peeps. Though I never had any spoons or clothespins in the house when he was small.
 
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