OMG James. I'm so tired for you..Mrs. E called she wants to know if you can pick up some batteries on the way home...
H o l y <insert bad word here> Im tired now. I ended up not doing the pre-inventory inventory. Our pallet of old batteries was full. I was just told this morning that we would no longer be using a battery pick up and be paid with a fridge full of soda. Joyous Day.
Anywho... The pallet that the batteries were on were too big to fit in the cargo van that I have to use for transporting such things. So, I got a smaller pallet and transferred all 3150 pounds of batteries to the smaller pallet, wrapped it with shrink wrap so they didnt fall over on the way to the battery guy, and some how managed to push them on to our hydraulic lift. Got the van backed up to the lift, put the lift up, dropped the loading ramp directly into the back of the van, and went to push the batteries into the van. As soon as the front wheels cleared the ramp, the weight compressed the van's suspention farther than I thought. The ramp slid off the lip of the van body and on to the bumper, trapping the pallet jack's wheels. With that much weight, the pallet wouldnt go forward or come back. So, I got down, opened the side door of the van, cut the shrink wrap, and unloaded the pallet into the van. All 3150 pounds. Removed the pallet and pallet jack, dropped the lift, where in the ramp promptly caught on the back door of the van.I pulled the van forward until the ramp popped free, and didnt see any visible damage more than scratched paint. No big deal, the van is in rough shape anyway. Until I went to close the door. It no longer catches on the latch without slamming it shut just right. Get in the van, and drive down to the battery place. The lady behind the counter recognizes me from previous pick ups, and tells me to drive around to the loading dock. They only had one guy working today. So I had to unload the van by my self and set them up on the dock so he could stack them on pallets to be weighed. So I got to move 3150 pounds of batteries three seperate times by hand. I still plan on going to the ball fields tonight, but if its raining, Im skipping out on the gym.
The good news is, is that after one battery delivery, we now have enough money to pay for the next departmental picnic. Twice. And a fridge full of sodas, if I get permission to buy them.

I pulled the van forward until the ramp popped free, and didnt see any visible damage more than scratched paint. No big deal, the van is in rough shape anyway. Until I went to close the door. It no longer catches on the latch without slamming it shut just right. Get in the van, and drive down to the battery place. The lady behind the counter recognizes me from previous pick ups, and tells me to drive around to the loading dock. They only had one guy working today. So I had to unload the van by my self and set them up on the dock so he could stack them on pallets to be weighed. So I got to move 3150 pounds of batteries three seperate times by hand. I still plan on going to the ball fields tonight, but if its raining, Im skipping out on the gym.
