The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
God loves stupid people. Thats why he created so many of them.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Friendship is like ...... on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.