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Hold the phone, don't nobody move, I have a bone to pick here! Got my order from the fabulous FV (thankyouverymuch) and was going through it and I noticed there was a small sample in there. Grab it out, read the label and it is House Blend. Here is where I had a HUGE problem.

Okay, so for the record, I love my Starbucks coffee but can't vape coffee flavors. Makes me down in the ditch sick to my stomach. I've seen House Blend on FV's site, but again, loving my Starbucks, I assume that House Blend is COFFEE flavored and pass it by like a hitchiker with gun!

Uncap the House Blend to smell it, doesn't hurt to smell it and OMG, IT AIN'T COFFEE FLAVORED!!! Don't have a clue what it is, only can say it smells out of this world and tastes even better!!!

Now here I sit, cute little EMPTY sample bottle of House Blend!!! How am I ever gonna place an order and get it here like NOW! Can you really fly Ms. Flavor Maker? If so, git to gitten!!! If not, you're are in very much bad trouble for torturing me like this and only way I'll ever forgive you is if you promise NOT to stop making House Blend......pinky swear?!?!?!
 

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Hold the phone, don't nobody move, I have a bone to pick here! Got my order from the fabulous FV (thankyouverymuch) and was going through it and I noticed there was a small sample in there. Grab it out, read the label and it is House Blend. Here is where I had a HUGE problem.

Okay, so for the record, I love my Starbucks coffee but can't vape coffee flavors. Makes me down in the ditch sick to my stomach. I've seen House Blend on FV's site, but again, loving my Starbucks, I assume that House Blend is COFFEE flavored and pass it by like a hitchiker with gun!

Uncap the House Blend to smell it, doesn't hurt to smell it and OMG, IT AIN'T COFFEE FLAVORED!!! Don't have a clue what it is, only can say it smells out of this world and tastes even better!!!

Now here I sit, cute little EMPTY sample bottle of House Blend!!! How am I ever gonna place an order and get it here like NOW! Can you really fly Ms. Flavor Maker? If so, git to gitten!!! If not, you're are in very much bad trouble for torturing me like this and only way I'll ever forgive you is if you promise NOT to stop making House Blend......pinky swear?!?!?!

you'd never tried house blend?
 

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Can you really fly Ms. Flavor Maker? If so, git to gitten!!! If not, you're are in very much bad trouble for torturing me like this and only way I'll ever forgive you is if you promise NOT to stop making House Blend......pinky swear?!?!?!
Don't worry Ma'am, FV will never stop making House because if she does there will be so many of us on her doorstep she will never get any sleep! :laugh:
 

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Whew, huge relief here. And thanks honey for all the sweet words!

Only told the truth, and while we're talking about truth, you really need to change your name. After all, you really can't fly (cept in an airplane but that doesn't count) but you are fabulous! Hmmmmm, Fab V, has a nice ring to it. :)
 

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Nope, I can't fly. And I should have thought out the name when I signed up. Victor was flying around being goofy when I was trying to think of a screen name, so I just used him. I was just coming to ecf for a bit of info, and had no idea that I would be staying, or any of this. What a happy thing it has turned out to be though!
 

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Now I'm

you've been here longer than me! I though you knew everything! Now I'm scared. I've been following someone who thought House was coffee!

p.s. Can we have gingerbread for Christmas FV?

Be careful and follow from a distance or you'll end up in the ditch with me. LOL
 

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Nope, I can't fly. And I should have thought out the name when I signed up. Victor was flying around being goofy when I was trying to think of a screen name, so I just used him. I was just coming to ecf for a bit of info, and had no idea that I would be staying, or any of this. What a happy thing it has turned out to be though!

I'm soooooo glad you stayed!!!! :)

And thank you for the explaination behind your name. Wanna know a secret? I've thought many times about what your name stood for and knowing you were a trucker, thought maybe that was your CB handle. In trying to figure it out, all I could come up with for the V part was having to do with gender........get it?!?!?! I know, it was bad!
 
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