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OMG what a beautiful/funny story. Your friend is quite the friend. Great just great. I have to find something to mop off my desk with. LOL

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SHHH!!!! No you dont!!!!


I was still in my first school after boot camp. I couldnt fly home, so her mom flew her up to Chicago. (her parents knew I was going to propose.) The base was having a July 4th celebration/carnival type thing. We went on a few rides, and that, in conjuction with the smell of different greasy foods, made her feel a bit queazy. The food carts were set up all around the rides. So I led her to a patch of grass upwind of everything, where we sat down to wait on the fireworks. My best friend walked up to me as soon as the fireworks started and handed me the ring I had bought for her. It was just a promise ring. Being on an E-2 pay, I couldnt afford more. I stood up to one knee, opened the box, and before I could say anything, her eyes lit up, and she puked all over my buddy's shoes. He was such a good sport about it. He actually stood there off to the side, holding her purse, with her puke on his shoes, while im holding her hair out of her vomit stream. That moment brought me two thoughts. One, was the obvious. I was going to be marry a woman that pukes at the thought of spending the rest of her life with me. And two, if my best friend stood there by me through that, he would be one of those friends that will be there for you until one of you dies.

Since she and I were friends in high school, we had never missed a 4th of July together. That fact held true even through the various commands and deployments. Ive somehow always managed to either be at home, or she's made the trip to meet me. The farthest drive being up to NYC in 2000. July 4th has always been "our" holiday. Weve missed birthdays, holidays, and anniversaries, but never July 4th.


Not a movie. The Hanukkah Song, by Adam Sandler.
 

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Another super romantic story. LOL! No waterfalls, no puke on shoes.....
I'm actually the one that proposed it went like this.We lived together 20 years,Hubby had mini stroke,I had health insurance.I told him were getting married so as not to loose the house to medical bills.End of my romantic story.:lol:
 

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I warned you. You should have just did a fly by of the parking lot and headed home.

I hate tax day and the po..hasn't anyone heard of
filing online?...grrr...
WTH almost an hour to get parked...
another 30 min in line...
In a line to get out of parking lot..:grr:
 

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No truer quote was ever uttered.Tis true.

*adds another name to his list of evil women*...
*reviews the list and suddenly realizes that very few women are not on the list* ;)

Perhaps there is something to be said for Kipling's statement that "For the female of the species is more deadly than the male." :lol:
 

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I'm actually the one that proposed it went like this.We lived together 20 years,Hubby had mini stroke,I had health insurance.I told him were getting married so as not to loose the house to medical bills.End of my romantic story.:lol:

I'll give up my "life" to save yours...seems very romantic to me :)
 

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That's what I like a marriage of convenience like back in the day.Did he come with a dowery?Does anyone know what a dowery is? I may or may not have gotten one.


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I'm actually the one that proposed it went like this.We lived together 20 years,Hubby had mini stroke,I had health insurance.I told him were getting married so as not to loose the house to medical bills.End of my romantic story.:lol:
 

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Well he should be used to it. I can just see him at the dog park...
Animals scattering, people running in every direction cars laying rubber.Much like when King Kong invaded NYC.



It would hurt his feelings Stretchy. Victor does not understand why people shun him. Poor guy.
 
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