What???....
I'm sittin. It ain't so bad.
When i first woke up this morning I had to pee sooooo bad but I couldn't get out of my recliner.I ended up launching myself from it by slamming the handle to neutral.I propelled my way into the powder room (not the gun powder room) the ladies powder room.We don't have a gun powder room.
When I finally got there.I couldn't sit.This is why men have it easy.If it were a man I could pee in a beer can left on the coffee table. I had to like slide down the wall with one hand bracing myself against the sink and the other on the toilet tank. It was absurd.Everytime I laughed I wet myself. It's been quite the day.
They are wearing toupees!![]()

You might want to give FV their stylists number. That big one's gonna need something.Maybe a sombrero.
Only liking this because you crack me up. Only our Stretchy could make this scenario funny.
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Poor Megapeep. I keep telling her that she's pretty.
You might want to give FV their stylists number. That big one's gonna need something.Maybe a sombrero.
Better?
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Maybe I should stop. I don't want you to pee...
Why not? She super relaxed. Stretchy, go put on your Depends. Save the chair.
Stretchy, the baby stretchy peep will look like this:
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I'm calling it a night. As everyone can see, I need my beauty rest. Good night, see you all tomorrow.
Stretchy, I hope you feel better soon.
Only liking this because you crack me up. Only our Stretchy could make this scenario funny.
ditto
only stretchy 
bwahahahahahahahaaaa! too funnyI was wearing depends in case my lover (an Astronaut by the way) goes to Florida with his other girlfriend and I have to drive from Texas to catch him I don't want to stop anywhere while pursuing said Astronaut lover.You never know it could happen.
wait? you think this one is beautiful????She's beautiful and I love her already. I do insist on paying for her college so no need to worry about her education.I like the mohawk thing she's got going on. I've not noticed before how many fowl have different top knots.I thought they all looked alike.