What book did you read that in? Unicorns mostly dwell in our National forests.They don't care about women either way. Virginal or evil. They could give a rats ... about the human race. They like to hang out with Big Foot.I'll bet ya haven't run into him either. Texas is too hot for anything except Armadillos and Chupacabra.
I haven't seen a Sasquatch (sp?) before, but someone did try to import an abominable snowman... silly man... it was a puddle of water before it was unloaded from the plane!

You're right SP... Texas is hot... just like our women!
If you don't believe me then just ask my wife!

P.S. Everything is bigger in Texas!
... too bad that seems to apply to egos as well! 
I was going to say the same thing!