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Nooooooooooooooooooooo. I hope she lives thru this. I probably wouldn't. It would be my luck if I were a chicken to be stuck in a box in Mo. trying to get to Wisconsin..

Whaaaaa! I just called Portage PO, they haven't been scanned as leaving MO yet, and he doesn't hear them in the back. Poor MissStretchychicken. He said they would call me as soon as they arrive, but it may not be until morning. :cry: I even brought them some water so they didn't have to stay thirsty until they get home.
 

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It will be like Christmas.
Got my CC package a few minutes ago! That was pretty fast. :) Bad news is I only have two vision ego clearomizers and they are both contaminated by the Ares Cowboy blend and Black Cherry tobacco. I guess I'll have to wait to rip a cloud with the CC stuff Saturday when I can get to the flea market to get something to vape them in. :(
 

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Hahahahahaha :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: I only had one bottle of tea left. Now it's all over my computer.Hahaha

The Chicken Story:
Long ago and far away, Mr. V and I lived on a farm. We had chickens of course. He had a big nasty rooster that attacked me on a regular basis. It got to the point where I feared going down to the barn to do chores, and carried a garbage can lid to fend off the horrid thing. Anyway, one day it attacked me when Mr. V was there. I told him to PLEASE kill the rooster. PLEASE! It flew at him and he grabbed it by the neck. As he's standing there holding the chicken by the neck, I take off to find the hatchet. The chicken was choking.... Anyway, as I head up to the house the boys pull up the driveway. They wanted to know where Pop was. I told him he was down in the barn. Notstalking his chicken. "OMG Mom, just OMG." I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard. The look on their faces = priceless!

ok, carry on.
 

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OMG I have fallen 40+ pages behind!! :ohmy:
I don't have time to catch up :(

HI Posse!! Hope everyone is doing well! Word has gotten out about "I Know A Girl....." been busier than I had imagined I would be and we have also had a ton of FFA and Elk's obligations. I miss you guys and hope that I can stay caught up this weekend.
 

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Bliss!! I was beginning to think we KNEW a girl....

OMG I have fallen 40+ pages behind!! :ohmy:
I don't have time to catch up :(

HI Posse!! Hope everyone is doing well! Word has gotten out about "I Know A Girl....." been busier than I had imagined I would be and we have also had a ton of FFA and Elk's obligations. I miss you guys and hope that I can stay caught up this weekend.
 

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Exactly! We thought you abandoned us. *sniffles*
Bliss!! I was beginning to think we KNEW a girl....

MissStretchychicken is still missing. Portage PO is watching for her, even the third shift will be informed to call and wake my FA up when she arrives. And I will put on my bunny slippers and go get her immediately.
 

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Oh my you've all been busy!

Vape mail came today too, vaping Cake - its good with my afternoon coffee break :)

Flea market for PV stuff - never heard of that.

Hope Stretchychic makes it in safely. Don't scare her with your slippers :)

Looking for a good book on Amazon.....nothing peaks my interest.

Rooster story made me laugh out loud.
 

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Hooray for vapemail! I'm stalking a new tobacco flavoring the past few days. I am hoping it will mingle with new friends and become Menthol Tobacco.

I'm going to check out our flea market this weekend and see what's there. Highly doubtful that there is vape stuff, but I'll look.
 

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I think Mr. V is auditioning for a new series: "Hut People". He's sitting out back with his old dog at his feet, drinking a bottle of beer. With a .22 across his lap. This is about the time we get drop in company.
Sounds like the average Friday or Saturday night in Clover. Except you can usually find a 12 or 20ga shotgun substituted for a .22. And there's usually a bug zapper close by, and the occasional shout of "HEY Y'ALL!!! WATCH THIS!!!!", followed by the sound of an inbound ambulance.
 

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