Measure once, cut twice, get pi$$ed and throw it across the yard, drop a grenade in the boat... Got it!Measure twice, cut once
Measure once, cut twice, get pi$$ed and throw it across the yard, drop a grenade in the boat... Got it!Measure twice, cut once
Only liking for two out of three statements....Hubby showed me how to tether my phone to my laptop.![]()
Alex and Shrek's stomachs are messed up. Had to go to the store and get pepto. Alex took his on his own, lol. But have you ever tried to give a St. Bernard pepto?? Not an easy task. Poor thing, he's laying in his kennel moaning. Alex is on the couch moaning.
James, love those funny/witty quips this morning. Made me laugh.
That is NOT what went through my head at first....Turkey baster. Squeeze the pepto into the dog. Messy, but effective.
*dashes back to cauldron*

Im sorry, but thats funny....We used a medicine syringe but since he drools a lot then some of it just came right back out, then he shook his head and pink slobber went flying.
In light of a recent conversation with a good friend, I felt the need to cut and paste this, not so funny but very true tidbit:
Here's my new word for today:
ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy), noun: A system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
I think it is too. But I dont want to start any rants or political arguements.Delete? Heck no. Sadly, it's true.

Gota go catch some Quail to take to market.See ya later.Yeah, its bad today.... Im actually walking around looking for stuff to do.Good afternoon all.I see BFB is working hard as usual.Gota go catch some Quail to take to market.See ya later.

I can see it now. The legs and .... of a body builder, but still have the sagging gut and moobs of a fat kid!Walk it on over here and help me out! Just think of how thin and toned you would be when you got here...![]()
Ha ha. Just laugh at my ugliness. While you're wrapped in a burqua.*screaming* MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!!