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Yup, I found out yesterday that simply staring at the shelf doesn't work so well. <sigh>
That just means that you arent trying hard enough. Or you arent trying not hard enough....? You need to try harder at doing less....?

And good morning ladies (FV, VV, Bliss, Bamrz)! Spicy, take care out there!
 

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It was worth a try. Want me to send Victor? He could clear it off for you. Just hand him a tennis ball....
Hmm, maybe I could get the same results with the cats and the laser pointer??

Oh, I found out the puppy loves the laser pointer too! :lol: I almost got the cats to chase it at the same time, until they realized he was a dog! :lol::lol::lol:
 

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That would work!
No self respecting cat will be seen playing with a dog.
Hmm, maybe I could get the same results with the cats and the laser pointer??

Oh, I found out the puppy loves the laser pointer too! :lol: I almost got the cats to chase it at the same time, until they realized he was a dog! :lol::lol::lol:

And speaking of cats..... morning there JD!
Morning posse. Look what the cat dragged in.....
 
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And SP with the axe still doesnt scare me. Yet. That would be kind of wierd to axe me though... "So now that youre married in your next lives, how did you die in your previous life?" "Well, she had this axe..."

I think that's called irony....





Wow. Six pages to catch up on! I havent had to do that since the night crew became scarce.

Good morning everyone!

I woke up 10 minutes before the alarm went off this morning, so I took my time getting ready for the day. Then realized that there was something I couldve been doing (across town) if I left early enough, so I hurried up. I ended up leaving the house about 20 minutes earlier than normal. Started on the way in, then realized I needed gas. After I filled up, I checked the clock... not enough time to do what I needed to. So, I just came straight in... 15 minutes early. Oh well. At least I beat the rain in. We have a pretty good storm headed this way. And its still going to be about 95 today. Bleh. Hot and muggy.

Im planning on not being on here too much today. After a last minute change of plans at 4p yesterday, I fell behind. So I have some catching up to do.



Im good at clearing a room with bad jokes. :D



Well, no one was talking to me, so I had to!



That wouldve been me! I tell everyone to try the House if they are asking for new flavor/mix suggestions.

Check out the Copper Creek mixes thread.... You may find someone's suggestions on ratios. If not, try it out, then post your own! Share the knowledge!!!



You may not WANT to laugh at them, but you know you did!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :evil:



Nah. I aint skeer'd!



STAY AWAY FROM MY HAT!!!!

Yeah, I was in bed long before you got the axe!



Yeah it was. I couldnt keep up!



I did say I was going to bed! I was bored!

And SP with the axe still doesnt scare me. Yet. That would be kind of wierd to axe me though... "So now that youre married in your next lives, how did you die in your previous life?" "Well, she had this axe..."



You NEVER stop liking Disney!!! We're trying to plan a Disney trip for late March, during Spring Break!!!!! MAKE IT THEN! MAKE IT THEN!!!



Still not skeer'd. Yet.



Holy crap. I never win anything off of scratch tickets... Or poker, for that matter.



Well said!!!



Mrs Modesty showing off again.



Thats a great idea!!!! To bad my vodka slushies dont freeze well enough to do that. I'll just stick with the garden hose sized straw.





*whew* Im not used to all of that first thing in the morning.
 

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Double kitty alarm clocks are the best...
Good morning Posse!

Well, I didn't fall asleep in the computer chair, but I don't know how I thought I wouldn't fall asleep watching a movie sitting on the couch. :facepalm: I woke up to a double-kitty alarm clock climbing on me at 5am to tell me it was breakfast time. :glare:
 

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Ahem I still have the AXE....(The theme from JAWS playing in the background)...
And I wasnt going to do this today. But since WB asked... :D

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

What should you do if you're attacked by a bunch of clowns?
Go for the juggler.

Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? its making headlines everywhere

What did the hat say to the scarf?
"You hang around - I'll go on ahead."

What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his plow?
Hey! Where's my plow?!?

Two bytes are sitting in a bar.
One says: "I'm not feeling so well. I think I might have a parity error."
"Yeah," says the other, "I thought you looked a bit off."---(Sorry, I couldnt reisist the nerd humour in that one :D)

Grab the salt and put a knife on top of it. Now ask somebody, "What is this?"
A salt with a deadly weapon.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks up and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
 
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