Dinner was miniscule... Lunch was so big, I only had 300 calories left for the day. Sometimes diets arent as fun as they sound.
Yesterday, Kat decided to go get the mail without putting on her shoes. On her way back down the driveway, she tripped and took a chunk of meat out of her big toe. Mrs E did surprisingly well and didnt pass out, which is her normal coping mechanism to the sight of blood. Well, when I finally got home tonight, Kat was asking to go to the urgent care to remove the flap of skin that was part of the wound. Guess what I got to mess with as soon as I walked in the door.... Once I got that off, it really doesnt look too bad. Bandaid and Neosporin to finish it off, and we just saved a co-pay.
Waitwaitwait... You said something earlier that made you sound like my wife... Now I sound like your husband... We arent married, are we?????
Its a word that that annoying chef yells when he does something ordinary to make it sound like he really did something special.