The Dirty Minds Thread ~ Or: Things that sound dirty but aren't

[Vchick]

Also from the noob forum;

Whip it out and be proud!

Took a little while for the regulars at my local to go from the 'what on earth' stage to 'ummm whats that' but they have and now I find it can become a decent topic of conversation.

 

[ctourtelot]

Ok this just popped up (pun intended) in response to someone feeling awkward vaping in public.

"Whip it out and be proud!"

I almost spit water all over my keyboard

 

[vapspaz]

This one is a dude talking about his new PV. I got a really bad visual with this one. lol

I'm not gonna say his name here. Matt might get ...... at me.


"You betcha! and if it's allowed, I'll post a pic holding it for size comparison."

 

[Mattdogg]

Just so we know both sides of the story, here is vapspaz' setup for that one:

"And congrats on the new toys Matt. Let us know what you think once you get some private time alone with them."

 

[vapspaz]

Roflmao! :d

 

[Mattdogg]

Let me ask, does the "Thumbs Up" Bananaman make it just a bit funnier?

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

This thread is always good for a laugh or a

 

[kblush]

Let me ask, does the "Thumbs Up" Bananaman make it just a bit funnier?

I think it does! This thread is so funny!!

 

[Mattdogg]

LoL, Thanks for leading me here vaps, now we can get most of the sillies out.

 

[ctourtelot]

From a recent contest thread...

"a good looking stranger huh? Well then I'm whipping out the old Woodie!

 

[nerak]

The title of this thread says it all: http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/reos-mods/272109-how-low-do-you-go.html

 

[nerak]

This one was just sitting there waiting for me to read, didn't even have to think:

"Is this impossible or are my nuts just frozen."

They were talking about taking apart a connector. Yeah o.k.!

 

[kblush]

That was an easy one! P.S. I love your avatar of your Reo collection! Wow! The colors you have are awesome! The purple ones are my favorite!!

 

[UntamedRose]

"Watching how you were blowing looks like you need to blow better. I'm sure you can blow better than that."

"If I do I would like to blow on yours and see how tight it is."
..... response "nice, thanks, & come on down"





I love vaping

 

[pringles13]

said in another place:

Ohhh... nice! I wish we lived closer.. we could totally have a juice making party!

 

[2mtech]

(said in a supplier forum)

Completely innocuous here...elsewhere,

I will get my hands on one of your drip tips sooner or later.

 

[Anthony-Usa_OH]

No the juice gos in the condom not in the hole...

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

the Zenesis thread is full of dirty today!

"That screw issue had to be a nightmare for you and to Stacie."

Same poster, different post and topic:

"Well, *maybe* I'll let my husband touch it, but only for a fraction of a second."

 

[iKN0WaGH0ST]

got these new but they don't work with my unit because they don't have the nipples and my woodie requires nipples

hahahahaha

 

[vapspaz]

Snicker... snicker...

Doesn't that suck! I was laying on the couch watching TV and vaping, suddenly there was a mess of hot liquid all over my chest!