The Dirty Minds Thread ~ Or: Things that sound dirty but aren't

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Not sure if its been posted or not but this one is for star wars fans:

10. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

9. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!

8. Look at the size of that thing!

7. Sorry about the mess...

6. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

5. Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?

4. You've got something jammed in here real good.

3. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!

2. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

And the number one line that sounds dirty in Star Wars but isn't...

1. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!

 

[BluSwatch]

"Phiniatics" really DO have more fun .....

And did you lube with juice first.

I don't know if they work, I as just throwing it out there, that if it is tight, lube helps!

However it could be to tight with lube as well.

 

[tmcase]

Those Reonaughty's are at it again.

"Ok so I'm not supposed to push all the way...just enough to where there is a snug fit? I stuck it up as far as I could and there is still quite a bit hanging out the hole."

 

[tmcase]

Another infamous Reonaughty.

"Added length, which can be good in some things, so I have heard."

 

[tmcase]

Another from a Reonaught.

"I rather have pleasure then pain.........a 10 incher can't go in an 8 inch slot"

 

[michelle_gonzales74]

these 2 phrases ive actually said and kept my giggles in cuz once they came out my mouth i realized how bad they sounded. but my mind has permanant residence in the gutter...

1. dont suck so hard itll hurt your throat. (said to a friend who wanted to try my KGO)

2. i dont know if id like something that big..... (when i was considering switching to vaping and was offerd to try my friends inferno)

 

[Lethalp]

From the maximum vapors thread

"is that ur woodie or are u just happy to see me?"
"how big is that woodie going to be?"
"my woodie is dirty, what do I use to clean the box?"

"I prefer a woodie over plastic anyday!"

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

Pringles13:
I've tasted Bianca!


BiancaMontgomery:
LOL I'll be tasting some of your woman's "Stuff" later tonight.


(in ref to eliquid flavors Bianca's Bliss and That Coconut Stuff)