what the fudge, Grandpa Chuck was appalled and had a loss of words as well. As I started to walk back to work from the mainland of China, I realized
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a itch in my ...., strange but true. So I went in search for monkey .... powder and new shoes. I had gotten no farther than 100 yards when I turned to see..
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The Never Ending Story thread
Come on you know how this thread works.
each post is to continue the story from the post above.
Keep it short ( one or two sentences) and try to leave it open so that the next poster can run with it.
I'll start the story off and then we will see where it goes from there.
It was late one night and I was still at work. Everyone had left the office except for a few others catching up on some work. I went out to grab a vape when all of a sudden I saw a huge elephant walking down the street. I yelled at one of the people still at work to come see this and he walked outside and said Holy Cow!,,, No! I said, it's an elephant. Well at least it's not pink, and he walked out into the street to get a better look and then a crazy looking clown with a machete came from across the street and he attacked the gangly growing weeds so the elephant wouldn't get all tangled up in them. As I turned to look for my friend that came out I noticed that the weed killing clown was picking his nose. EWW! I said to the clown. Can't you do that in private? The clown looked at me with a crazy stare and ask me if he could try my PV. I looked at it, then back at him and said "you need to wash your hands first...and here's a tissue" The clown took the tissue and made a little elephant out of it. He then looked at the big live elephant and jumped up on its back and yelled "yeehaawwww" The elephant took off down the street headed towards...
The show was over here, so I went back inside. Just as the door closed the lights went out and I heard Awww man, I went in my pants again!! I turned to see a man in a pink hat holding the seat of his pants and told him...*Splat* I think I may of Dropped my jack-o-lantern. Now my kids are running away from the clown with the machete wearing a polka dotted pink hat , and I have to wonder if I should have just went home a 5 o'clock like every one else did. But at that moment, I heard a whisper that said "if you build it, they will come", I turned to see who said that and it was chuck Norris and he was standing there holding a giant Pickle. He wore tight leather pants raising his leg thinking i hope i dont split the crotch in these pants i have to go get my monies worth out of them. Chuck then let out a deafening yell and started beating his chest and throwing poo at Crickets. Norris started vaping some Wyatt Earp while riding his donkey with his absentee ballot in his hand and yelling I don't need a condom! What do I need protection from? And then all of a sudden We all remembered that it was election day so we all took off to go to the polls and vote for The legalization of pickles larger than 8 inches. But at that moment, John Travolta landed in the street in his 747 and shouted I have come to save the day!!!!! No sooner had he shouted that than Angelina Jolie appeared in her leathers shorts, guns on her thighs, and proceeded to adopt more children, who werent interested in John Travolta or Chuck Norris they wanted to see oops.....my bad But after seeing his oops,,,,, they said man that's a big ol blotch of Elk urine on that ladies scarf. Before I could alert her of this, Ted Nugent disposed of the elk with a machine gun. The blood splattered all over the Huge Elephant. I lowered my head, looking into my right pocket and saw A ticket to the Best singer on earth, Yoko Ono! I went to see her, but that just killed this story said grandpa chuck. Now kids, do you want to go to A bull fight and get involved? Then we can head over to the mainland of China. I hear they make really good cat burgers over there. After we grab a bite we can get some kungfu pj's and have a good time practicing some safe sex then we will go to Amsterdam to get a whole lot of rest,,, yea, yea that's it rest. but we couldn't sleep for all of the 6 foot plants were tickling our 7 year itch but the scary thing was Chuck was sitting right next to us. He had a big eGo. He was always the first person to wake up at 510 in the morning and would go to bed before anyone else at 901 in the PM. Except this night He stayed up to give a demo on roundhouse kicking cigs right of people's mouth's. He misjudged his distance and kicked an old lady which stirred up the crowd. They drug him outside and began skinny dipping. Everyone involved then began to pick lint out from between their toes. They made the worlds largest ball of toe lint before it caught fire and quickly spread to the nudist colony. The people in the village were so angry they released the Kraken! It tore it's way through Europe, and settled down in France. No one knew how to lure it back to it's cave, so they did what any American in China would do. Called in a nuke. As grandpa chuck started calling in the coordinates, he turned his head and saw godzilla kicking the .... out of the kraken. chuck then proceeded to ( what the hell is a kraken?)(big nasty creature from Greek mythology) do what he always does, roundhouse kick all suspicious looking characters within sight. One did not go down. Chuck reared back to kick him again before he realized that Godzilla had killed the kraken and is now trying to find the crazy clown with the pink polka dotted hat and the Huge elephant to help defeat Godzilla, but as he looked to his left he heard the sound of Chinese fireworks. It was a glorious sight to see. Fireworks exploding left and right, with little "Made in China" stickers drifting towards the ground. I turned around and gasped from the sight of iron man flying in and killing godzilla then grabbing the clown and said in Mr Towelie's voice "Wanna get high?" The clown then pulled out the tissue that was made into an elephant earlier and stuck it in his ear thinking he could hear the sound of Chuck Norris' footsteps! But little did he know that right behind him was the elephant with the clown on its back! The elephant raised his trunk and started doing a dance. This confused the clown and the Asian Indians were fueled with rage when they saw the elephant copy their ceremonial dance! Then all of a sudden a volcano erupted in the distance! The ground shook and the indians got down and made love. This angered the elephant to the point that it reared back and threw the clown across the street. The clown landed on Chuck Norris' head. He was met with a swift and deadly roundhouse kick. The clown's corpse was carried away by rats, who took him to the nudist colony. The naked villagers were relieved that the clown ended up being Lance Bass. The clown (Lance Bass) was secretly spying on them, and now the intrusion on their privacy was gone! As they began to celebrate the rats demanded payment in pickles. Which the nudist where out of. As they were coming to an agreement, there was a roar in the background. The frightened nudist were in awe of the size of the White Castle burger. Its greasy thick patties, standing at a whopping 4 stories high was sailing in on a pirate ship. The rats and the nudists' now knew what had taken all of the pickles. It was time for a lunch break, and a spankin. Those nudist love spamkin time. When they were through eating and spanking they all huddled together to vape their new ecigs. (no hot ashes falling on their naked private parts) They were so engrossed in vaping that they didnt notice Bob Saget telling dirty jokes in a nearby field. They all ran over just in time to see That it was actually his recorded voice playing over speakers. All the nudists' were alone.. in the dense corn field. What happened next was unimaginable as tiny little children appeared in a movie version which lead Stephen King to say what the fudge, Grandpa Chuck was appalled and had a loss of words as well. As I started to walk back to work from the mainland of China, I realized One of my tennis shoes had a terrible blowout which was giving me a, a itch in my ...., strange but true. So I went in search for monkey .... powder and new shoes. I had gotten no farther than 100 yards when I turned to see Elvis, Yes Elvis in all his grandeur but instead of sideburns and glasses he had
The Never Ending Story thread
Come on you know how this thread works.
each post is to continue the story from the post above.
Keep it short ( one or two sentences) and try to leave it open so that the next poster can run with it.
I'll start the story off and then we will see where it goes from there.
It was late one night and I was still at work. Everyone had left the office except for a few others catching up on some work. I went out to grab a vape when all of a sudden I saw a huge elephant walking down the street. I yelled at one of the people still at work to come see this and he walked outside and said Holy Cow!,,, No! I said, it's an elephant. Well at least it's not pink, and he walked out into the street to get a better look and then a crazy looking clown with a machete came from across the street and he attacked the gangly growing weeds so the elephant wouldn't get all tangled up in them. As I turned to look for my friend that came out I noticed that the weed killing clown was picking his nose. EWW! I said to the clown. Can't you do that in private? The clown looked at me with a crazy stare and ask me if he could try my PV. I looked at it, then back at him and said "you need to wash your hands first...and here's a tissue" The clown took the tissue and made a little elephant out of it. He then looked at the big live elephant and jumped up on its back and yelled "yeehaawwww" The elephant took off down the street headed towards...
The show was over here, so I went back inside. Just as the door closed the lights went out and I heard Awww man, I went in my pants again!! I turned to see a man in a pink hat holding the seat of his pants and told him...*Splat* I think I may of Dropped my jack-o-lantern. Now my kids are running away from the clown with the machete wearing a polka dotted pink hat , and I have to wonder if I should have just went home a 5 o'clock like every one else did. But at that moment, I heard a whisper that said "if you build it, they will come", I turned to see who said that and it was chuck Norris and he was standing there holding a giant Pickle. He wore tight leather pants raising his leg thinking i hope i dont split the crotch in these pants i have to go get my monies worth out of them. Chuck then let out a deafening yell and started beating his chest and throwing poo at Crickets. Norris started vaping some Wyatt Earp while riding his donkey with his absentee ballot in his hand and yelling I don't need a condom! What do I need protection from? And then all of a sudden We all remembered that it was election day so we all took off to go to the polls and vote for The legalization of pickles larger than 8 inches. But at that moment, John Travolta landed in the street in his 747 and shouted I have come to save the day!!!!! No sooner had he shouted that than Angelina Jolie appeared in her leathers shorts, guns on her thighs, and proceeded to adopt more children, who werent interested in John Travolta or Chuck Norris they wanted to see oops.....my bad But after seeing his oops,,,,, they said man that's a big ol blotch of Elk urine on that ladies scarf. Before I could alert her of this, Ted Nugent disposed of the elk with a machine gun. The blood splattered all over the Huge Elephant. I lowered my head, looking into my right pocket and saw A ticket to the Best singer on earth, Yoko Ono! I went to see her, but that just killed this story said grandpa chuck. Now kids, do you want to go to A bull fight and get involved? Then we can head over to the mainland of China. I hear they make really good cat burgers over there. After we grab a bite we can get some kungfu pj's and have a good time practicing some safe sex then we will go to Amsterdam to get a whole lot of rest,,, yea, yea that's it rest. but we couldn't sleep for all of the 6 foot plants were tickling our 7 year itch but the scary thing was Chuck was sitting right next to us. He had a big eGo. He was always the first person to wake up at 510 in the morning and would go to bed before anyone else at 901 in the PM. Except this night He stayed up to give a demo on roundhouse kicking cigs right of people's mouth's. He misjudged his distance and kicked an old lady which stirred up the crowd. They drug him outside and began skinny dipping. Everyone involved then began to pick lint out from between their toes. They made the worlds largest ball of toe lint before it caught fire and quickly spread to the nudist colony. The people in the village were so angry they released the Kraken! It tore it's way through Europe, and settled down in France. No one knew how to lure it back to it's cave, so they did what any American in China would do. Called in a nuke. As grandpa chuck started calling in the coordinates, he turned his head and saw godzilla kicking the .... out of the kraken. chuck then proceeded to ( what the hell is a kraken?)(big nasty creature from Greek mythology) do what he always does, roundhouse kick all suspicious looking characters within sight. One did not go down. Chuck reared back to kick him again before he realized that Godzilla had killed the kraken and is now trying to find the crazy clown with the pink polka dotted hat and the Huge elephant to help defeat Godzilla, but as he looked to his left he heard the sound of Chinese fireworks. It was a glorious sight to see. Fireworks exploding left and right, with little "Made in China" stickers drifting towards the ground. I turned around and gasped from the sight of iron man flying in and killing godzilla then grabbing the clown and said in Mr Towelie's voice "Wanna get high?" The clown then pulled out the tissue that was made into an elephant earlier and stuck it in his ear thinking he could hear the sound of Chuck Norris' footsteps! But little did he know that right behind him was the elephant with the clown on its back! The elephant raised his trunk and started doing a dance. This confused the clown and the Asian Indians were fueled with rage when they saw the elephant copy their ceremonial dance! Then all of a sudden a volcano erupted in the distance! The ground shook and the indians got down and made love. This angered the elephant to the point that it reared back and threw the clown across the street. The clown landed on Chuck Norris' head. He was met with a swift and deadly roundhouse kick. The clown's corpse was carried away by rats, who took him to the nudist colony. The naked villagers were relieved that the clown ended up being Lance Bass. The clown (Lance Bass) was secretly spying on them, and now the intrusion on their privacy was gone! As they began to celebrate the rats demanded payment in pickles. Which the nudist where out of. As they were coming to an agreement, there was a roar in the background. The frightened nudist were in awe of the size of the White Castle burger. Its greasy thick patties, standing at a whopping 4 stories high was sailing in on a pirate ship. The rats and the nudists' now knew what had taken all of the pickles. It was time for a lunch break, and a spankin. Those nudist love spamkin time. When they were through eating and spanking they all huddled together to vape their new ecigs. (no hot ashes falling on their naked private parts) They were so engrossed in vaping that they didnt notice Bob Saget telling dirty jokes in a nearby field. They all ran over just in time to see That it was actually his recorded voice playing over speakers. All the nudists' were alone.. in the dense corn field. What happened next was unimaginable as tiny little children appeared in a movie version which lead Stephen King to say what the fudge, Grandpa Chuck was appalled and had a loss of words as well. As I started to walk back to work from the mainland of China, I realized One of my tennis shoes had a terrible blowout which was giving me a, a itch in my ...., strange but true. So I went in search for monkey .... powder and new shoes. I had gotten no farther than 100 yards when I turned to see Elvis, Yes Elvis in all his grandeur but instead of sideburns and glasses he had
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(Thanks,,, I use to do this for these in other forums but it gets to be a lot of work)
TIME IN
TIME IN
And a toupee yes a jet black toupee there he was Elvis all decked out in his rhinestone glory signing autographs waiting to use the payphone to call
Verizon Wireless. Elvis was so ...... about the $50 hidden fee that was tacked onto his bill. He didn't want to spend another quarter on the pay phone, especially hearing nothing but jibberish, so he..
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Jumped in his pink Cadillac and headed back to Graceland while on the road he spotted a burger joint and pulled in to get
some tacos with extra sour cream so he could....
( I am crying because I'm laughing so hard at this story)
( I am crying because I'm laughing so hard at this story)
Tiny round red aliens that had come to gather his DNA for a cloning project back on
Australia. The government hired the aliens to bring more people into Australia through cloning, because the current population was doing anything they could to get away from the censorship. So, after finding this out..
The dot gov loaded every ship they could find with censors and towed them out to the Bikini Atoll where
a bar-b-que was to be held in there honor
a bar-b-que was to be held in there honor
But first they needed charcoal! So they headed to the local wal mart where they were greeted by a lunatic ranting about
Being the best greeter in the world although he didn’t speak, because he was a mime. So they all took turns pelting him with charcoal briquettes before heading to
the condom and lubricant isle. As all the guys were looking at the condoms (their eye's wondering to the "vitamins" across the isle, to not seem as awkward) ...
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all of the women ran off with Chuck Norris because he didnt need condoms! The tiny red aliens went to...
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