I just tore apart my car, removing the seats cuz I dropped my mini batt while driving - I spent an hour doing it lol.... it ended up being stuck in my steering column!
That's still not as bad as dropping a real, lit cigarette between your legs while ripping along at 70 mph -- and not being able to see it! Where did it go? grope..grope..omigod... 8-o
or flicking your .... out the window only to find in flew straight back in and is now burning up your rear seats whilst you're driving along.... uh oh!!!
actually happened to me a couple of years ago.. for some reason people don't seem to pay that much attention to pedestrians at cross walks.
Was half way across a cross walk.. started lighting a ciggi.. and got clattered by a cabbie.
lost my brand nu pack of smokes (down the drain), my shoe came off, my mic bag went flying..(thankfully it's padded)..
they got out to see if i was alright but as soon as i started hurling abuse at the cabbie for hitting me they bundled back in and scarpered sharpish.
but yeah i been hit loads of times in SF. I usually get too po'd to do anything sensible like take down they license plate or anything.. last guy hit me in a porsche.. he looked scared as hell..as again i was in the middle of the corsswalk..on WALK signal!!! i got up and kicked out his front headlight and the puppet pulled off through his red light nearly running over me again and nearly hit another car.
Or the time I borrowed my friends brand new car to get to class, and someone in the back seat rolled the window down a "crack"... just enough for a spark... and the whole car burned, from the inside out....Oh yeah, their insurance hadn't gone through yet...
cuz I was out today on ecigs... I smoked an entire pack of marlboro reds. The first time I ever smoked an entire pack a day in my life.... e-cigging really does give you more nic!
or flicking your .... out the window only to find in flew straight back in and is now burning up your rear seats whilst you're driving along.... uh oh!!!
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