Mr.M,
You might as well ask me to describe how Boba's Bounty tastes. Describing flavors is mostly downright impossible. That's one of the reasons I started
The RY4 Roundup thread---at least with RY4s, we have the "Big Three" component ingredients to fall back on. To review an RY4, you don't have to literally describe the flavor, you just have to schmooze about vanilla, caramel, and tobacco. Oh, we might say that the caramel is rich or the tobacco is odd, and we might discuss nuttiness, marshmallow, or cotton candy as possible ingredient flavors, but we never really get down to defining the taste of caramel or tobacco or basically anything else. I can write one of my long
reviews in such a way that I
seem to know something authoritatively without
ever defining a single flavor.
Define how "chocolate" tastes. Can't do it, right? All we can do is
compare chocolates as to how they differ: one is more bitter, another is more creamy, a third is darker or more chalky, and so on.
We
can say that NLV Bounty Hunter has a
cereal component, but that's describing the flavor in terms of
another flavor, and not even very specifically at that (Cap'n Crunch? Cheerios? Grape Nuts?---hell, even Grape Nuts tastes nothing like its name---no grapes, no nuts. LOL.)
OK, we can sort of describe lemonade in term of
tartness versus
sweetness, but what is the flavor of lemon at its essence? Well, um, it tastes like... (wait for it)
LEMON! Duh. We might as well say that it tastes yellow. The only thing we can do is hope that the reader has actually eaten real lemons and then describe the flavor of a lemon eliquid as
exactly like that,
sort of like that, or
nothing like that.
Same with Spring Vapor
Black Label 555 or BWB
555 Exotic. I wouldn't know how to
begin to describe what they taste like. The best I can do is to say that I like them, or to offer the somewhat exaggerated comment that---unlike many 555s---they don't make me scrunch up my face, gag, or want to puke. I mean, besides "tobacco and nuts," which is the uber-generic definition of 555, what can we truly say? Only that those two juices taste more like really yummy tobacco blends than ordinary 555s.
Now, aren't you glad you asked? You've squeezed out of me one of the Secret Truths of Juice Reviews: Reviewers hardly ever
describe how juices taste. Why not? Because we
can't. We just
compare the taste of the juice to
known flavors or use flavor
qualities (tart, sweet, sour, pungent, tangy, rich, creamy, etc.) in the same way (as comparisons to other juices or known flavors).
There, I've revealed the Magician's secret to how the trick is done. It's all smoke and mirrors. Well, I guess it's just mirrors, since smoke is verboten. Vapor and Mirrors. LOL.