The REO Lounge - Part IV

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InTheClouds

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Good evening (morning) Reofam, how is everyone doing?
Val, I sure hope you are feeling a little better, sounds like you have a long road ahead.


Evening REOkin,

You can laugh if you want but I put a piece of duct tape over my laptop camera! :lol:

Are Hackers Using Your Webcam to Watch You?

Call me paranoid, but I did the same thing as soon as I bought this laptop.

Recent Conversation with PayPal;

"Ok, ... Please say in a few words what your call is about"
"Customer Service"
"OK, ... Account Balance. Is this for your PayPal Smart Connect ? If so, say or press 1...."
"Customer Service"
"OK ... Before I transfer you to a Customer Service Representative, it would help if you would say in a few words what your call is about."
"I already paid the bill."
OK, ... Account Balance. Is this for your PayPal Smart Connect ? If so, say or press 1..."
"I WANT TO #*#!! SPEAK TO A %^#$@!! PERSON, YOU STUPID +*&%# MACHINE ! ! !"
" ... Transferring...."

(brief interlude of boring elevator music)

"Guhn Evnnnikg. I hafv yurr akkunt bahlahnz bassed un hour phohn rrrecorrds. Ow ken Iye elped chyu thist evnnikg ?"
"I paid the bill."
"Let mee scheck..... Yuw currrauntlee ohw a bahlanct of...
"I already paid that."
"Let mee scheck..... Vee rrrecheved yuhr painment oft....
"So why are you still sending me emails saying I owe you money ?"
"Let mee scheck .... Vee rrrecheved yuhr painment un dta Sheventiint...."
"So why are you still sending me emails saying I owe you money ?"
"Let mee scheck ... Vee rrrecheved yuhr painment un dta Sheventiint..."
"So why are you still sending me emails saying I own you money ?"
....(momentary silence)...
"Let mee scheck ... Yuhr Hakkahnt ballananct is now Tzzero. Yhew ken distrrregarrrd dte emails."
"Thank you."
"Yhew may ahlsho paye yuhr PayPal Hakkant ohn-lyne by ...
"WAIT A MINUTE ! You just said I didn't owe you anything ! So why would I want to make a payment for a bill I don't owe ?"
....(prolonged silence)....
"Never Mind. I'll just call back tomorrow." (click)


I know they say Love Hurts, but C'mon Rob ! There's gotta be a better way to get our beloved mods !
And how come Y'all can't speak no English up yonder ?

Been a while since I laughed that hard, I feel your pain!

I had three messages on my answering machine today from "Internal Revenue Services", stating that I had been found to have committed tax fraud! I found the messages amusing as the caller was Indian. "You need to call us right away!" Yeah right, I was born at night but it wasn't last night. I wonder how many people actually respond to this crap. Maybe I ought to Skype the guy, "Hey nincompoop, what's that red dot on your head?"

Love it! Sad thing is there are people who would respond.

Step kid has this huge growth of hair hanging about 4 inches off the right side of his head I just asked him if it was his attempt at gardening growing a shrub :lol:

No matter how hard I try I just can't envision this one in my head :confused:
 

TylerD

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Hi everyone! I'm from South Africa and love my Reo's. Grand and Mini.
After Andre Matthee started singing Reo praise I started to investigate. I bought my mini and then bought my grand and then sold all my other vape gear. Just don't have any use for them anymore. Reo = convenience (and a whole lot of other things.:))
Just wanted to say hi!
 

Robfisher

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:ohmy:Don't give it a male name whatever you do!!

They have been known to turn into wascally wabbits!

I wouldn't dream of it Kay! I can only name her when I get to see and hold her but front running names are Olivia, Kiera, Amanda and Cheryl. :p
 

Robfisher

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Hi everyone! I'm from South Africa and love my Reo's. Grand and Mini.
After Andre Matthee started singing Reo praise I started to investigate. I bought my mini and then bought my grand and then sold all my other vape gear. Just don't have any use for them anymore. Reo = convenience (and a whole lot of other things.:))
Just wanted to say hi!

Fancy meeting you here TylerD! :D
 

pmoraldo

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Hi everyone! I'm from South Africa and love my Reo's. Grand and Mini.
After Andre Matthee started singing Reo praise I started to investigate. I bought my mini and then bought my grand and then sold all my other vape gear. Just don't have any use for them anymore. Reo = convenience (and a whole lot of other things.:))
Just wanted to say hi!

Boy if I had a dollar for every time I've heard this story over the last 2+ years I'd be rich! I guess I'm lucky too since I never bought a bunch of other devices before my first Reo. came straight here from a cigalike Woooooohooooooo welcome to the gang South Africa!
Good morning Reoville
 

oldbroad

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Wow, 3 South African Reonauts in the Lounge. We can now take over this place if we can get rid of Dennis!

Send him over to Africa.... that lounge will never be the same!

Um..maybe you'd better not:D

And Welcome to the lounge across the pond Tyler!Love your avvie!
 
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