the squirrel eats the beaver at midnight...

[bewzer]

...and the falcon flies sideways in april

please be random and funny or i will skateboard in the corn field until the hobby store manager orders a pizza

 

[DaveDzRochNY]

Soapdishes dance the Charleston.

 

[bewzer]

the cable box went fishing in the microwave

 

[Fisherman]

Pasta bake the butchers friend

 

[DaveDzRochNY]

Pancakes have sex on Tuesdays.

 

[Fisherman]

Loch Ness pretty in in pretty in in pretty

 

[rocketvapor]

Just what are you folks smoking in those rigs?

 

[bewzer]

broken rules of ballerinas by the toxicology reporting hamster

 

[Fisherman]

never ever plan pots

 

[Fisherman]

OK, plan pots, whoever sings little fish walk well, methinks

 

[The Widow]

poodles piddling on the roof

 

[Vince1]

 

[jimik]

The mouse ran orange through adjectives while it swam in an ocean of toe nails and then it thought about birds rough green. Sometimes, when I am sitting I think to myself shoes eat funny.

 

[shivadance]

Keanu and George dance naked with roadkill

 

[HaploVoss]

The bacon is grazing on the lettuce...

 

[mlady]

Just what are you folks smoking in those rigs?

from what i have read, people "smoke" everclear, 48 mg nic, and a variety of flavours and e sticks .......... that's why we are sooo random ..


craigslist survivors meet with carnivores at dusk

 

[shivadance]

i hear the flowers blooming as the nosecone settles loudly amidst the sandy snow

 

[Fisherman]

Polite wallpaper, carpet soap and jingles

 

[bewzer]

once turtles sang at the chain link fence when the bible told old st nick to eat burgers on the bearded clam faced 4x4

 

[Father Luke]

Four and twenty black birds dead in a pan. Catch the split tail, lickety split.