The Twisted Wish Game

[PowerofParanoia]

Wish Granted.

The weather is better for golfing, but the government now requires all golf balls to be filled with baby mice while being transparent. Now every time you hit a golf ball, you must watch yourself murder those poor baby mice.

I wish I had a new car so I wouldn't have to search anymore. Seriously, my eyes are bleeding.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Zounds!!! You get a new car but it turns out to be such a POS that the exhaust smeels of lemonade!!!

I wish there were no mosquitos (not much of a problem right now for us, eh, Prism?!?!?)

 

[PowerofParanoia]

Wish granted. There are no mosquitoes left in the world, however, you are now able to speak to bugs and they know it. Get ready for millions of conversations at once!

I wish that I would be done with my bachelors degree already.

 

[CrystalClaire]

Bah. Someone beat me to a reply

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. You now have a bona-fide bachelor's degree from an accredited university. In basket weaving. In theory, when you're asking customers, "would you like fries with that?", you'll eventually be able to command a slightly higher wage than minimum. You're really going places.



I wish my next dentist appointment wasn't going to be so expensive.

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted. Your dentist provides you free dental work - however you wake up with your pants undone and a very sore backside but my what a lovely smile you have

I wish I had Fios

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Shazam, you get Fios but then stop paying attention to your lovely new bride and she high-speeds it out of there!!!

Mmmmmm, I wish I was a happy polygamist (running low on wishes ).....

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted you are happily married to a wonderful Mormon who has 7 other wives (oh and your a woman now go ahead try writing your name in the snow now)

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Abracadabra!!! Your wish comes to you but too late, the shooting star is gone, you will not be Brad Pitt.....

I wish I was Brad Pitt!!!!

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*POOF* Due to a slight miscommunication you are now brads pit, to be more specific, his arm pit. The good news is: You get to still have a beard. Enjoy the steamy weather.

I wish I could always be a winner

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. A serious illness has left your skin paler than pale. You're now less of a summer shade and more of a "winner" tone. When you apply makeup, you should stick to rouges and blues and stay away from yellows and darker shades. Good news though, pink always works.



I wish the girlfriend came with a mute button.

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted your gf has a mute button and uses it on you all the time at critical moments such as "honey if you dont want my mother and 7 alcoholic brothers moving in just say so. What? No response? Ok they'll be here later" and "honey do these jeans make my ... look big or was it the 3 dozen donuts I just ate?"

I wish I could sleep more.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Voila!!! But you sleep and sleep and sleep becoming Rip Van Loxmythe and life passes you by.......

I wish I wasn't addicted to the internet

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted your now addicted to angry birds and your mind turns to mush.

I wish 8 tracks and leisure suits would make a come back

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Voila!! Your wish is granted, but Tricky Richard (you can't type his actual name on ECF!!!) rises from the grave and the idiot voters re-elect him and we'd have our first evil undead president!!!


I wish I was as cool as my son thought I was.........

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted. You lose half your coolness and are now only as cool as your son thinks you are.

I wish winter was over.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. Winter is now officially over. Global warming has messed up the planet to the point where climatologists have discovered a brand new season: Holy S--- It's F---ing Cold ...! -er. You can't wait for the weather to warm up in May -ish.

I wish your entire meal could be replaced by a quick-and-easy pill.

 

[wyattc08]

Poof!!! Wish granted, but you become addicted to the pills and become masssssively overweight!!!!

I wish my wifes next baby due in August will be a girl!!!

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted its a girl but wait omg it's septuplets. you are now flooded in dirty diapers and in about 14 years - well you know how teenage girls are

I wish I had a new Jaguar

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. So far it's destroyed all of your bed sheets, sh-- in every corner of the house and eaten 3 guests. Well, they weren't close friends, anyway. And you won't need any Jaguar Chow to feed it this week. You try to get the original owner to take it back, but the f---ing thing won't let anyone get near the door. It looks like you're stuck with it.



I wish I could still fit into my old suits.