My usually unpopular opinion is that Zappa's albums would be quite awesome if he'd just keep his mouth shut.
That said, I've never been recognized for my taste...
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My first husband was a huge Zappa fan, but I never could get into it much. However, I LOVED how he went to bat for musicians and free speech over the Tipper Gore crap of trying to "clean up" lyrics (which eventually got us those "explicit lyrics" stickers)
Here's part of Zappa's speech to Congress... inspirational!! He not only defended free speech, he blatantly accused them of possibly using the censorship issue to distract from the "blank tape tax" issue (which was imposed by the recording industry to supposedly make up for lost sales due to people recording music onto blank tapes - early "piracy", this was in 1985)
The First thing I would like to do, because I know there is some foreign press involved here and they might not understand what the issue is about, one of the things the issue is about is the First Amendment to the Constitution, and it is short and I would like to read it so they will understand. It says:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, or abridging the freedom of speech or of the press or the right of the people peaceably to assemble and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
That is for reference.
These are my personal observations and opinions. They are addressed to the PMRC [Parents’ Music Resource Centre] as well as this committee. I speak on behalf of no group or professional organization.
The PMRC proposal is an ill-conceived piece of nonsense which fails to deliver any real benefits to children, infringes the civil liberties of people who are not children, and promises to keep the courts busy for years, dealing with the interpretational and enforcemental problems inherent in the proposal’s design.
It is my understanding that, in law, First Amendment Issues are decided with a preference for the least restrictive alternative. In this context, the PMRC’s demands are the equivalent of treating dandruff by decapitation.
No one has forced Mrs. Baker or Mrs. Gore to bring Prince or Sheena Easton into their homes. Thanks to the Constitution, they are free to buy other forms of music for their children. Apparently, they insist on purchasing the works of contemporary recording artists in order to support a personal illusion of aerobic sophistication. Ladies, please be advised: The $8.98 purchase price does not entitle you to a kiss on the foot from the composer or performer in exchange for a spin on the family Victrola. Taken as a whole, the complete list of PMRC demands reads like an instruction manual for some sinister kind of “toilet training program” to house-break all composers and performers because of the lyrics of a few. Ladies, how dare you?
He also blasted the "think of the children" crap...
The PMRC promotes their program as a harmless type of consumer information service providing “guidelines” which will assist baffled parents in the determination of the “suitability” of records listened to by “very young children”. The methods they propose have several unfortunately [sic] side effects, not the least of which is the reduction of all American Music, recorded and live, to the intellectual level of a Saturday morning cartoon show.
and then there's this gem :
Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are, in my opinion, more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality.
And then this reply to Senator Gore when he accused Zappa of believing that parents are silly to be concerned about what their children listen to :
There are too many things that look like hidden agendas involved with this. And I am a parent. I have got four children. Two of them are here. I want them to grow up in a country where they can think what they want to think, be what they want to be, and not what somebody’s wife or somebody in Government makes them be.
and this :
I think you should leave it up to the parents, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.
I'll stop there, but if anyone is interested in reading the entire testimony, I found it here :
Frank Zappa: Statement To Congress September 19, 1985